santo=dorf

Reminds me of this lesbian porno I saw where this one chick starting licking under this other girl's arm, and worked her way down south.

''I'm shocked they brought in Jim Thome. He was more injured than I was last year. And they guaranteed him all that money. So I don't know where they're going with that. What's the logic behind it?----Frank Thomas

QUOTE(The Critic @ Apr 8, 2006 -> 05:58 PM) But the Phillies "gave" Thome to the Sox and the D-Backs "gave" Vazquez to the Sox for basically the same reason. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's entirely innaccurate. The Marlins' and Pirates' moves to the Cubs were 100% financially-based. Thome was traded because he was blocking a young player, and Arizona had to trade at Vazquez because he demanded a trade. Neither of those teams cried poor, and they actually gave the Sox a lot of money. EDIT: Ramirez was less about the money because of his attitude, but he was arbitration eligible. The Pirates would later go on to "sell" Kendall and Giles (although they did get a good package for him.)

56 pitches through 6 innings? f*** the bullpen today Ozzie

QUOTE(POPPY_HIDALGO @ Apr 8, 2006 -> 06:17 PM) So, you're happy that they are losing and can already tell none of my predictions will come true after 4 games? Yawn. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ooooh, I like this POPPY_HIDALGO better than the old one.

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Apr 8, 2006 -> 11:04 PM) This incredible Tigers offense has also faced the dominating pitching staffs of the Kansas City Royals and the Texas Rangers. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kevin Millwood is the first MLB pitcher they faced so far this season, and personally I'm glad they whooped his ass. I'm a Millwood hater

God I hate playing this team.

QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Apr 8, 2006 -> 09:12 AM) Hopefully the Royals don't get some extra base hits off Vazquez's flyballing ways. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The Royals' home is a pretty spacious park. There were a few balls last night that would have been homers if not for the wind and deep fences.

What the f*** is up with these s***ty players hitting us? I think Grudz was 0 for his first 10 with 8 K's Nice grab by Mack!

Terrible. Ozzie needs to rip these guys a new asshole after the game.

BP jerseys don't have names on the back.

Well based on his previous seasons I would have to say that Garland's 2005 was a fluke. (Please prove me wrong John.) However, Jon has a chance to prove that 2005 was a breakout season, and Westbrook blew his chance to show that 2004 wasn't a fluke with a mediocre 2005. EDIT: Garland has also been better in the ERA department on a season to season basis. 2 above the average (half the season in relief,) 3 right at the average. Westbrook has had 2 seasons with ERA's in the 5's, 1 great ERA, 1 average, and 1 below average season. Looking at the career numbers, I'd say Garland is an average pitcher, and Westbrook is a below average pitcher.

QUOTE(Rex Kickass @ Apr 6, 2006 -> 01:31 PM) Until last year, Wal-Mart considered an employee working 28 hours a week to be full-time. I worked for a radio station who's news director's salary in 2000 was 14K a year. His assistant was 12K. I worked for the third largest radio company in the country for a while and one of the assistants to the sales staff was making under 18K a year and working 50 hours a week. You'd be surprised how little you make on the low end of the white collar scale. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Rex, is it true in the radio business that the top 5% of broadcasters make 95% of the money? I had to have some of my friends talk some sense into me when I was upset for not getting the money I was looking for while job hunting, and I am really glad I went to college for a quality education. I can't imagine how hard it must be to try and live off of $18000-$25000 a year.

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Apr 6, 2006 -> 01:59 PM) Lee and Westbrook have been consistently above average pitchers for the last several years. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What? Only once has Jake Westbrook had an era below the league average, and only once has Jake Westbrook had a WHIP under 1.3. His 2004 season was a fluke. Cliff Lee has only had two years as a full time starter, and last year he was able to pad his record by feasting off the Royals and getting 9 runs a game. If the Sox don't s*** their pants with the bases loaded yesterday, we're not having this conversation.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Apr 4, 2006 -> 12:28 PM) The rest . . . of the story <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dave Wills? He does kinda look like our former radio host.

I'm keeping it in the garage, and I still have my Chevy Malibu. (High School graduation present) Not really a "beater," but it'll get the job done.

<---------------It's still real to me damnit!!!!

QUOTE(Texsox @ Apr 3, 2006 -> 07:56 PM) Not getting personal, and none of my business, and just a general comment, debt is a tough thing. Building a nest egg will bring you a lot more happiness. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well the mothly payments are about what I make in a week, and I don't really spend much money on anything else. I plan on using the other checks towards my savings and checking account because I use a direct deposit system to pay off my car. The job I currently have is for one year, but I have a strong feeling I can get something with them after. Because of this I didn't want to buy a house. My parents made me save my money for college while growing up and told me when I finished, I could used the leftovers for whatever I wanted. As for the car, it's a 2002 automatic. (never tried stick, Plus how and I suppose to talk on my phone, change the radio, or drink my scalding hot McDonald's coffee with a stick?)

Here's my first car I purchased on my own. Not too shabby for being 3 months out of school. B)

QUOTE(SSH2005 @ Apr 2, 2006 -> 09:34 PM) Yeah, it's supposed to restart at 10:30 p.m. CT. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> f*** that. I need to go to bed soon. Just cancel the damn game and have Garland (could Contreras pitch tomorrow?) go tomorrow.

time for a homer off this BP pitcher.

It's like nothing has changed. How long until the jealous ones claim we were lucky for Sabathia getting hurt? :rolly

Rowand who?

Two years in a row for Dye.