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Is she still considered a MILF even though her kid is adopted?

Yeah, it's not like we're talking about acquiring a Cy Young winner, or one of the greatest left handers of all time. :rolly Getting Johnson would be a great PR move for the Sox and perhaps their biggest acquisition since Albert Belle.

Because I was mislead into believing he wouldn't come here at all costs. I want Vazquez or Johnson for next season. f*** Garland. :fyou

Who says he has to finish up here? I would mind having him for one season because I am confident that a rotation of Johnson, Buehrle, Garcia, Contreras and yo momma could get us to the playoffs, and that was BEFORE the Hermanson and Dye signings. Johnson wants to get to 300 wins, He owns just about every team in the Central, and he would get to face the young hitters on the Royals, Indians, and Tigers each 4-5 times a year. He might want to come back to the AL because he doesn't have to worry about batting anymore which would limit his team selection to the Yanks, Sox, and Angels. His relationship with Reinsdorf. I don't know how it is, but the two are neighbors in Arizona. Please come to the Sox RJ.

mlb.com Then I went to the Angels board and they have a big thread on how they don't like the Clement signing.

Don't know how much truth there is to this, but on the Dodgers board someone posted that Gammons was on ESPNEWS saying the Angels were close to signing Clement to a 3 year $27 million deal (SAME AS GARCIA.) Talk about overpaying :headshake

Easy tiger. Chisoxfn's grammar is a running joke at Soxtalk.

It's kind of hard to get a hit off a guy when he's bouncing the ball up to the plate. His control is terrible, and I don't want another "project pitcher" where the Sox try fixing a flaw in apitcher's delivery.

Jeckle, you must have posted your argument in another thread, because I don't see a response. I know you don't want to give up Garland or Anderson, but could you just admit that getting RJ would be an upgrade over our current staff and team, and that it's possible for the Sox to afford him because Randy is the type of player that will put asses in the seats?

No, I would!!!

:headshake Contreras isn't going anywhere. Ishmookie, why would Toronto trade the Cy Young of 2003 who still has 3 years left on his deal for Carlos Lee?

But where and when did you "hear" this?

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE WHAT IF CONTRERAS GETS HURT, AND GARCIA HAS A EAR DRUM PROBLEM AGAIN, OR BUEHRLE HAS A HUNTING ACCIDENT THEN OUR ROTATION WOULD LOOK LIKE: JOHNSON DIAZ GRILLI MUNOZ COTTS :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke and to counter with your JR "argument" What were you saying again? :rolly :rolly :rolly

"You're" not "your."

Happy Birthday SS2K4!!

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1944230 He passed his second physical.

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb...s_cws&fext=.jsp

Can't you tell by the sideburns?

Nice work. I like the pitcture of Hermanson. I added the caption on the second KW picture. Somebody can use this if they want to. <_<

"Awaiting trade offers commander."

"Don't tell me how they hit, tell me when they hit." I was at Shingo's only blown save of the year back in August where Lawton hit a 3-run homer in the top of the ninth. :headshake

That's manly to you? Dawn Marie is hot as f***!!

Could you use this?