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Which game will end first? Red Cubs-Yankees, or Cards-Astros?

The Office? Is that downtown? I have yet to party in downtown Champaign.

My friend sent me this link with a ton of info on all of the bars at U of I. http://www.barbelly.com/

:rolly Not to forget that Zambrano makes up for it with his quality pitching.

Well yeah, we all thought you were gay.

I can't fall asleep without a fan on.

Here is one of my favorite websites. It reviews all types of beer. Some of my favorite reviews: Poker Beer Corona Natural Light Crazy Ed's Cave Creek Chili Beer (The liquor store at which I used to work at sold this s*** $8.39 a six pack. That s*** sat in the cooler for years before we finally got rid of it.)

Coke and Vodka? :headshake You only use vodka for non-dark cola (7up, crush, country time lemonade.) For dark cola you use rum or burbon whiskey.

I believe Guinness has fewer calories than Bud Light. Just another reason not to drink that "beer" known as Michelob Ultra. GUINNESS! ^^^ Even the smilie knows what's up.

WRONG! Last Year's World Series MVP Josh Beckett took a paycut before this season.

Oh God, how did I forget those?

Why? Didn't garland win like, 25 games this year?

Matt Suey!!! :finger the Blow Sox

It was ok. It was pretty much what I was expecting from the guys. But you beat me to it Asshat; America f*** YEAH!!!

You have to develop a taste for beer. If you have to put a fruit, salt, or some other s*** in your beer to make it drinkable, it's a s***ty beer. (Corona, and Corona Light.) If you are young and you happen to like the taste of a beer, I'm guessing it's due to the beer not having a "beer" taste. (Mike's Hard Lemonade, Hooch, Hornsby's) If you are drinking a light beer to cut down on carbs or calories or some other bulls***, your beer is tasteless and you would be better off drinking water. (Michelob Ultra, Aspen Edge) My popular domestic preference is MGD in a bottle. I hate light beer, but I will drink it if it's the only thing availble. I prefer Sam Adams' Boston Lager, Guinness draught, Octoberfest beers are good, and I had a Blue Moon for the first time a couple of weeks ago, and it wa really good. And I drank it without the f***ing orange slice they give you. Some of you may have seen those commercials for Coors Light talking about how they always keep it cold after they make it. THAT IS BULLs***! Back home, Coors was distributed by the guys who delivered Miller, and that s*** is at room temperature when it comes into the liquor store.

Didn't Jeff Weaver refuse to sign with us when we drafted him? IIRC, his dad didn't want him to sign with the Sox, but Boras is his agent.

Ummm.....his. Because it deals with baseball, and if affects the way the Twins play baseball at home. That's not important to you, fellow Sox fan?

I would like to know how many of Guzman's hits are due to hitting high choppers on that carpet up in Minny. That's all I saw him hit in the series against the Yankees.

Bulls***. This guy b****es about how bad porno, pro wrestling, and rap music are for our children. But I'm sure there is nothing wrong with sexual harrasing someone. :fyou Bill "O'Really?"

That's just simple algebra. :rolly

He seems to be having more fun than me down here. That one bad thing about going to Community college Tmar; you missed out on living in s***ty dorms, and drinking on school nights with a ton of other kids for two years.

....Otherwise you'll get traded to Oakland. See Foulke and Durham.

"He or her will be able to pass a literacy test." :headshake

Soxnbears, where do you live at?

I zoomed right to the bottom as soon as I saw the thread. Sorry