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This is a classic...an "oldie but a goodie". There's an old man and an old woman talking to each other in the nursing home. They are getting along rather well, and eventually he propositions her. She agrees and they go to her room. While they are undressing, she says, "you have to take it easy on me, I have acute angina.". He replies, "That's good, because you have the ugliest tits I have ever seen.".

I'm not saying Hussein didn't have to go...but, The Prez could have told the truth. He could have connected him to 9/11, he could have accused Saadam of being a war criminal. But, by making up this WMD excuse, Bush looks like a f***ing clown in the eyes of the world! Is Bush a war criminal? Hmmmm.

Isn't it amazing that Hussein (probably) told the truth about WMD, and Bush lied about them? Saadam Hussein has more credibility than Bush?!?! Wow.

At least the cubs lost! :fthecubs

I gotta check it out! Thanks!

Happy Passover!

There's one Beasties CD I have, I forget the name of it, but it's all instrumental. It sounds a lot like a 70s-80s porn soundtrack; it's a great CD. Do you have it? What do you think?

Would this be "your own personal Jesus" thread?

I'm at work so I can't watch the game...how does Uribe look at the plate? Does he flat out suck? What about Frank? Is he getting good rips?

...and the sCrUBS! :fthecubs

"Our" needing to be "The Police Force of the World" bulls*** has got to stop. Let the f***ing Iraqis fight amongst themselves and decide their own fate!

I hate "radical Islamists"! They are the scum of the earth!

Hmmmm! Makes ya wonder!

If the #1 and #2 players are as good as you say they are, Wirtz wouldn't have wanted to pay them anyway. We'd have seen another lonnnnnng negotiation, like with Ruuttu. :fyou Wirtz family!

From Washingtonpost.com "On the streets of Baghdad neighborhoods long defined by differences of faith and politics, signs are emerging that resistance to the U.S. occupation may be growing from a sporadic, underground effort to a broader insurrection by militiamen who claim to be fighting in the name of their common faith, Islam. On Monday, residents of Adhamiya, a largely Sunni section of northern Baghdad, marched with followers of Moqtada Sadr, the militant Shiite cleric whose call for armed resistance was answered by local Sunnis the same afternoon, residents said." I say it's time to either "vaporize" Iraq, or get the hell out of there! Bush, Cheney, Powell, etc., really f***ed up by getting us into this s**t, no we have to get out of it while "saving face". It's gonna be tough!

When he stole that base, I thought that there was no way we could lose that damned game! :puke

Leno sucks! Dave has slipped, but he's still funny. I think Jon Stewart beats all of them!

If you ever saw the movie, "The Tao of Steve", you'd already know that Steves get all the hot chicks! You go, SuperSteve! Steve B

You have Sox tattoos? That's awesome; tell me what you have!

Toots rules! I have seen them live on 3 or 4 occasions, the best of which was at either Cubby Bear or Wild Hare in the early 90s...I can't remember! If you ever get the chance to see them live, you NEED to do so!

We should have kept him around a little while longer, to abuse his dumbass, then booted him!

Take your Cub-loving ass to a different website; we don't need you here! :fthecubs :fthecubs :fthecubs :fthecubs :fthecubs :fthecubs :fthecubs :fthecubs :fthecubs :fthecubs :fthecubs :fthecubs :fthecubs :fthecubs :fthecubs :fthecubs

True...but it does serve a purpose of helping to find new bands/CDs.

Ditto!

"Chicks dig me...." -John Winger-