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http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-tsunami13.html You're welcome. Assholes. :rolly

QUOTE(mreye @ Jan 10, 2005 -> 02:45 PM) I think Nuke will probably want to be a member of the Wing Nuts! How 'bout it, Nuke? Oh hell yeah!! Count me in. Hook me up mods will ya?

QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 10, 2005 -> 07:04 PM) This could be an interesting season. I think the Tigers will be even stronger and the Royals could rebound, and of course Cleveland could get hot. I can't wait until the 40 game mark and see who's contendin and who's pretendin. Everyone keeps saying that Cleveland is ready to make a run at the crown so yeah, things could get a little crazy in the Central this season. But that's part of the fun isin't it.

QUOTE(MurcieOne @ Jan 10, 2005 -> 10:48 PM) would you really want Jalen on this team jacking up 19-20 shots a game? NOOOOO We tried that once and I dont want to see it again.

I can't wait for this one. Superbowl be damned, this one is gonna be the best game of the playoffs right here. The Pats are at a disadvantage without Ty Law and I think that might make the difference but I'm not going to underestimate a team like NE.

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Jan 11, 2005 -> 12:56 AM) Personally I think the media is completely blowing that incident out of proportion. If they want to talk about Moss, talk about him walking off the field the week before with 2 seconds left against the Redskins. Don't talk about him celebratin after two touchdown dances. I also love how the media fails to mention a Packer tradition in which many of the fans moon the bus as it leaves lambeu following a Packer victory. Moss was just giving a little back and its not like he mooned him. Personally I thought it was actually one of the few times I had some respect for Moss, who while amazingly talented is an assclown, but this past playoff game isn't the reason he's an assclown, imo. Personally I hate Randy Moss but I have to admit that I died laughing when he did that to the FudgePacker fans. I also love the way that in the 10 minutes or so before Moss caught that TD pass the announcers were going on and on about how Moss had a bum ankle and that one guy could handle him easily. Well, they left one guy on him and he got faked out of his cleats and burnt for a score that broke the game open. I have to give credit where it's due and personally I dont think he could have done what he did to a better group of people.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 10, 2005 -> 03:53 PM) It is in your control panel. Someone f***ed with this poll. LOL! Seriously though, I dont feel the need to ignore anyone on here. It's a freeking website for chrissakes. If you get that stirred up by what someone writes here that you cant bear to even stumble across one of their posts then I'd hate to see how you deal with real life.

So a film that plays fast and loose with the facts and actually had the opposite effect that it was intended to have is now film of the year according to these idiots huh? More reason why the so-called experts are totally out to lunch on what constitutes a good movie.

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Jan 9, 2005 -> 10:10 PM) Are we good enough, yes, are are we going to that remains to be seen and until we beat the twins I won't bet againt Minny. The burden of proof is defenitely on the Sox at this point.

QUOTE(babybearhater @ Jan 10, 2005 -> 09:20 AM) I like how they state that in THE CELL, you need offense and nothing mroe. This shows how ignorant some sports writers are when it comes to the fine points of baseball such as defense and speed. When it comes to ignorant sportswriters I dont think we can talk a lot of smack to fans in other cities.

QUOTE(MurcieOne @ Jan 9, 2005 -> 05:00 PM) nowone... i think we should call it a day... save money for a midseason trade.... I'm with ya on that one. We've done plenty this offseason to make the team better. Now lets go about the business of getting all these new faces integrated and winning some ball games.

QUOTE(Mr. Zero @ Jan 9, 2005 -> 04:31 PM) Yeah, but I'm sick of all this protecting gay people. There's only one f***ing gay person on the board, and he doesn't even care (or so it seems). He's never the one saying "Guys quit using that word please", it's the admins. I don't know why there's so much protection for it, he's probably heard every gay joke in the world, some guy calling a football player gay on a message board isn't gonna make him freak out. My take on this whole thing is that if you don't have a thick skin then you don't need to be here. There's always gonna be some give and take but even if it goes a little far it's only a website for christs sake. Even the worst personal attack threads blow over with a little time and everyone is cool about it.

Ok, here's something of an ethnic joke. There's 3 guys walking down the street: An Englishman, and Irishman and a Polak. All of a sudden, the grim reaper appears in front of them and says "All of you are going to die right now but I'll take pity on you and let you choose your method of death. You can either take a bullet to the head, drink poison or get the Aids virus." The 3 guys think about it for a second then the Englishman pipes up. "Blimey, if I gotta go then I'll take one for the queen, shoot me." So the Grim reaper shoots him in the head killing him instantly. Next goes the Irishman. "I'll take a drink of the good stuff as my way to go." He drinks the poison and keels over. Now only the Polak is standing and he;s got this devious look on his face like he's gonna fool someone. "I'll take the Aids Virus he says with a smirk" The Grim reaper shoots him up with a really potent strain of Aids and the Polak looks at him and says......."HAHA, Joke's on you.......I was wearing a condom"

I'm cheering for a team from a small town called "I dont give a flying f***". That being said I wish the Bears could loan the Pack Charles Tillman for one game just to ensure that cocky cock sucker gets shut down and cant talk s***.

QUOTE(Beastly @ Jan 9, 2005 -> 10:58 AM) Green Day-American Idiot is the worst song I've heard recently. Agreed. That one was pretty awful. Although the CD as a whole had a few pretty decent songs on it.

QUOTE(whitesoxin' @ Jan 9, 2005 -> 02:50 PM) Yeah god damn it. Rollins was always one of my favorite national league players and I about creamed myself after seeing that title after a hard days work. If you get that steamed up about a rumor then what happens to you when a deal actually goes down?!

QUOTE(knightni @ Jan 9, 2005 -> 01:12 AM) Has inconsistency this season caused the Bears to look elsewhere for a kicker for 05-06? I defenitely think the Bears could do better than him. He flat out blew ass last season.

QUOTE(winodj @ Jan 9, 2005 -> 07:37 AM) Heres my side of the story: A long time ago, there were dinosaurs. Then they died out and other stuff happened, somebody said some stuff and then it got removed and everyone decided to eat pie. Apple pie with melted Cheddar Cheese on top. And it was good. Hope that clears it all up for you Apple Pie with Cheddar cheese on top sounds nasty.

QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Jan 8, 2005 -> 05:56 PM) I've been listening to a lot of stand up lately and am even thinking about doing some on the down low at open mic nights on campus. I know there was a thread like this in the past, but I was too lazy to find it. So I wanted to see who peoples' favorite stand up comedians are. My top 5 favorites have gotta be: 1. Lenny Bruce 2. Bill Hicks 3. Richard Pryor 4. Sam Kinison 5. David Cross Honorable mentions: Dane Cook, Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White, Mitch Hedberg, Dave Chappelle Mine are as follows.........in no particular order of preference. Eddie Murphy Andrew Dice Clay Chris Rock Pablo Francisco

Can someone who knows what happened please PM me and give me the quick and dirty details? I miss all the good stuff around here.

Gotta go with MB.

There's a couple that come to mind right off the top of my head. Cold Hard b**** by Jet Getting Away With Murder by Poppa Roach.

QUOTE(chi-guy2 @ Jan 3, 2005 -> 10:22 AM) rainouts wont make a difference, we need to score more consistently, there would be a day where we score nine runs and go silent the rest of the series I think now that we dont have a team that lives and dies on the long ball we'll be a lot more consistent.

QUOTE(The Critic @ Jan 7, 2005 -> 07:54 AM) This turnaround on AJ reminds me a lot of when Bob "Cola" Probert joined the Blackhawks. HATED as a Red Wing, he became one of the more beloved Blackhawks ( although not by me, I still thought he was a prick ). I'm pretty confident that AJ will become a very well-liked member of the White Sox. His attitude will be welcomed by Ozzie, and AJ does seem determined to shed the cancer tag. Sometimes a change of scenery is all that is needed. I think he's all about making this work and I'm really stoked that he's on board. We're gonna have a really kick ass season I think.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 6, 2005 -> 07:32 AM) I like this one LOL! I knew something like that was coming.