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QUOTE(the People's Champ @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 11:37 PM) I hope that we will do better, but realistically I think 9-6 at best. Unless Ozzie shuffles the rotation Buehrle wont face the yankees at all and Garland only once. And I dont know if I can trust El Duque and Contra to shut them down. Depending on which of these pitchers shows up: 2 of 3 against BOS 3 of 6 against NYY 4 of 6 against MIN --------------------- 9-6 next 15 games And if they go 9-6, that's pretty damn good in the dog days of August.

I don't care who we play. I know Oakland seems to have us by the balls, but come October 3, the record is 0-0.

Not only are we 15.0 games up on our division, but we're 10.0 games up on the next place team in the AL. Not bad on August 1 to have a 10 game cushion for home field advantage in the ALCS... Keep kicking ass, guys, we're all behind you!

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 07:45 PM) In the supermarket checkout line yesterday I saw the gossip rags say Camilla cheated on Chuck with her ex. Looker that she is, I guess I can understand it. Seriously, the last time I got a nasty piece of ass like that was when my finger accidentally poked through the toilet paper... :puke Ewwwww...

QUOTE(White Sox Josh @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 08:32 PM) I just hope they don't suspend Mark. That would really suck. Um, in a word, NO.

I don't like him because he is not that good. He has a four-leaf clover shoved firmly up his ass.

So basically, the media was used for what they are... whores. They don't know s***, and they got it ALL wrong this year. How does it feel to be used, Jayson Stark, et al?

Oh NO! NOT the WAIVER WIRE deals! :rolly You guys are killing me.

Ahhh, two hours and we can close this s*** pile of a forum down.

I don't know why I keep reading this s***. You know what, guys and gals? After I think about it, something will happen, but NO ONE is going to expect what it is.

Cool... glad you're getting to do what you want to do!

PBJ's, Hoagies, Paul Konerko, Willie Harris, and Timo all SUCK. That and the "Inside Beat" is a heaping, steaming cesspool of s***, is what we've learned from this thread.

QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ Jul 28, 2005 -> 05:23 AM) Hehe, Darcy's a girls' name. Sorry, couldn't resist. This "girl" will kick your ass all over the place.

This whole forum is one big heaping pile of s***.

QUOTE(Steve9347 @ Jul 29, 2005 -> 07:14 AM) f*** b mac... from watching him, he wont ever be anything in the MLB... hes afraid to throw his change and he sucks. Bueller? Bueller? Dips***? Dips***?

It's STILL on fire this morning as we speak (write)! And, to top it off, there is a water main break on property that they can't do anything about because the fire is still burning. Isopropyl (Alcohol) was the main chemical - it threw a storage silo 500 feet away from the main plant - and then runoff from the alcohol ran into a storm drain and about a 1/2 mile away it caught on fire. Weird stuff.

QUOTE(AirScott @ Jul 29, 2005 -> 01:44 AM) I trust you when you say you've got connections, but I don't think you'd need any "player rep reports" to tell you that the players are pissed. that 24% paycut was offered by the players early in the lockout as a desperation attempt to end the lockout, and even after the season was lost and a new CBA was made, that rollback ended up in it, so it's no surprise they wanted Goodenow out. True, everyone knows it, but there are more reasons then just the salary rollback for them being pissed. Sorry for the poor wording.

Could see the smoke from Irving, which is on the other side of the big airport... about 20 miles away.

Yea, but this? Now how would ya'll feel about that?

QUOTE(rafacosta @ Jul 28, 2005 -> 10:11 PM) I am going to be an Aggie soon. I will arrive in College Station on August 15th. Cool... I was wondering what you decided.

We need him to post in the trade threads and SLaP for us.

QUOTE(Iwritecode @ Jul 28, 2005 -> 08:44 PM) I guess this is a good place to put this. I got this in an email once. A Foreigner's Travel Guide to Texas 1) Don't expect to find filet mignon or pasta primavera at the local restaurant. It's a cafe. They serve hamburgers and chicken fried steak. Let them cook something they know. If you confuse them, they'll kick your ass. 2) Don't laugh at the names (Merleen, Bodie, Bubba, Bobby Ray, Curley,Tammy Lynn, Billy Joe, Sissy, Clovis, etc.). Or we will HAVE to kick your ass. 3) Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda. In Texas it's called a coke. Nobody gives a damn whether it's Pepsi, RC,Dr. Pepper, 7-Up or whatever - it's still a coke. Accept it. Doing otherwise can lead to an ass kicking. 4) We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you (read some J. Frank Dobie). We are also better educated and generally a lot nicer than you. Don't refer to us as a bunch of cowboy hicks, or we'll kick your ass. 5) We have plenty of business sense (e.g., Howard Hughes, H. Ross Perot,Southwest Airlines, Dell computers). Naturally, sometimes we have small lapses in judgment (e.g., Phil Gramm). However, we are not dumb enough to let someone move to our state just so they can run for the US Senate. If anyone tried to do that they would get a serious ass kickin'. 6) Don't laugh at our Civil War monuments. If Lee had listened to Gen. Hood you'd be paying taxes to Richmond instead of Washington. If you visit the Alamo, take your hat off and be properly humble, or we'll kick your ass. 7) We are fully aware of how hot it gets and high the humidity is, so shut up about it. If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen,or we'll kick your ass. 8) Do not attempt to eat tamales without first removing their corn husk casing. Everyone will instantly know that you're a Yankee. DO NOT, under any circumstances, complain that the chili is TOO hot or contains no kidney beans, this will get your ass kicked into next week. 9) Don't talk about how much better things are at home because we know they are not. Many of us have visited Northern hell-holes like Detroit,Chicago, and DC, and we have the scars to prove it. If you don't like it here, Delta is ready when you are. Move your ass on home - before we kick it. 10) Yes, we know how to speak proper English. We talk this way because we don't want to sound like you. We don't care if you don't understand what we are saying. All other Texans understand what we are saying and that's all that matters. Now, go away, or we'll kick your ass. 11) Don't ridicule our Texas manners. We say sir and ma'am. We hold doors open for others. We offer our seats to old folks. Such things are expected of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our sweet little gray-haired grandmothers, or they'll kick your ass -- just like they did ours. 12) Don't think we're quaint or losers because most of us live in small towns. We do this because we have enough sense to not live in crime infested cesspools like Baltimore. Make fun of our small towns and we'll kick your ass. 13) DO NOT DARE to tell us how to cook barbecue. This will get your ass shot (right after it is kicked). Criticize the barbecue and you may go home in a pine box minus your ass. 14) Remember, the only reason you are lucky enough to be here in the first place is because we have not pulled the Border Patrol off the Rio Grande and put them on the Red River (where they really belong) to keep your ass out. 15) ENJOY YOUR VISIT!!!!!

Damn, Steff, I live 10 minutes from the plant... you always forget about me.

OH LET'S GO GET HIM!!! /peeing myself WE NEED HIS BAT! OMG OMG OMG, /peeing myself again WE WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES WITH HIM, OMG OMG OMG GO GET HIM! /drying off How rediculous is that?

Definite BeerKnurds here. The Flying Saucer in downtown Fort Worth has like 500 beers... pretty damn cool place. http://www.beerknurd.com/ Edit - it's only 200 beers... dammit.