Goober

He's a .300 hitter who you have control over for many years, and Heuer showed what kind of reliever he can be last year and again you have control over for years.

What does it matter if the offense can get completely shut down by a team like the royals

Honestly who the fuck decides you need two 33+ year old closers for 29 million

Fucking stupid

Jeez Sox lost 3 of 4, who could have predicted that?

Cause it's the same players as last year that started coasting once they clinched a playoff berth and choked away the division title.

Maybe these guys think a negative launch angle is good

Shitshow Cease eh

Would bet money on royals winning 3 of 4

Looking like amateurs against a 5+ era pitcher, gotta love it

Gonna get swept

Suck a fat one berrios

Jeez these guys are ruining my diamond suites experience

Believe it buddy

Or you trade them when you think they won’t figure it out and someone else does

Can’t believe they haven’t traded shitshow cease yet

Baltimore so good

Couple little tweaks: 1. Spiderman, 2. Kopech (for Keuchel), 3. Dunning (trade Cease, Crochet, Sheets for Dunning and Gallo), 4. Lynn, 5. Rodon Boom

Cease and crochet

Nope what’s his obp and era this year

Aww poor berries got his feelings hurt

Fucking morons

So glad Collins didn't waste a swing in that situation there. Needs to save his energy so he can swing later

Darn it, that new Manfred rule that outlawed using the bullpen really screwed us over this game

I don't like 4.20 era aces that's for sure