SoxAce

QUOTE (SockMe @ Aug 3, 2009 -> 11:10 PM) I would like the autograph to be a little more permanent Bring your girlfriend/wife so Beckham can sign her.. Whatever interpretation you wanna think of that as, is on you.

Triple H hinting tonight.. DX comming back?

I hope Cueto makes it out alive.

Ugh.... Happy B-Day you bum.

QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jul 31, 2009 -> 05:13 PM) Best of luck to guys like Richard too. Gotta imagine he's got a chance to put up pretty decent numbers at PETCO. I like this deal for both teams. Ditto. The Padres have a very nice future core. Getting two pitchers and one with a ton of upside in Carter (not to mention not eating salary they dumped) really helps them in the future.

QUOTE (ChiSox_Sonix @ Jul 31, 2009 -> 08:39 AM) Wasn't this posted here a month ago or so and subsequently proven to be a bulls*** rumor? That list doesn't have Jeromy Burnitz listed twice.

http://www.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=408241 Already changed his hat on SD website..

Hopefully Peavy is going to be alright. And like Heads said, Dexter Carter is really gonna hinge the deal for SD.

QUOTE (robinventura23 @ Jul 31, 2009 -> 03:52 PM) I hope we don't lose 20-1 tonight.

So who is left now.. Ely, Zaleski.. you better watch out.

QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jul 31, 2009 -> 03:47 PM) Personally, I think this deal hinges on Dex. Agreed. I really like the cat. If he develops that change-up, he can shoot up like Hudson did next year.

QUOTE (League @ Jul 31, 2009 -> 03:47 PM) Hudson >>> Carter. Well that's debatable, though this year you are 100% correct. I still think Carter has the better upside, though with Huddy's increase in velocity and his secondary pitches getting better, upside might not win. I basically see it as Poreda, Richard and Carter. I am shocked that Adam Russell has value still.. but he does throw hard.

QUOTE (SoxAce @ Jul 31, 2009 -> 03:32 PM) I had no idea Adam Russell still had value. No Hudson, No Flowers, etc.. Though I'm REALLY gonna miss Dex and Richard.. But wow.. That is unreal keeping them. I love Dexter Carter love him, but god damn KW won this one. This def. makes up for giving away Brandon Allen in my eyes. I hope Clayton Richard pitches well though, he has a nice arm. I still have no idea that Adam Russell still has value, but SD probably likes that arm of his as well.

I think people need to apologize to Jake Peavy. See he was gonna come here.. just wanted to have people jump off the ledge first so he can save the day.

I had no idea Adam Russell still had value. No Hudson, No Flowers, etc.. Though I'm REALLY gonna miss Dex and Richard.. But wow..

QUOTE (JPN366 @ Jul 31, 2009 -> 01:58 AM) There's always room for Pie. dont stop get it get it

Canseco now saying a Hall of Famer was on PEDs Hate to continue to feed the ego on this douche, but he's somehow became a saint lately. 7 HOF teammates of Canseco's.. Reggie Jackson Wade Boggs Don Sutton Nolan Ryan Rickey Henderson Rich Gossage Dennis Eckersley Since he's saying this now, ima go out on a limb and say it was Rickey Henderson but that's pure speculation on my part. Though Rickey would probably tell me that Rickey don't do steroids, Rickey is a clean player, and Rickey got all of Rickey's stats the natural way cause he's the greatest of all time.

QUOTE (BearSox @ Jul 31, 2009 -> 12:23 AM) I thought Honel had a ton of buzz around him before his arm problems started to occur? Oh well, Hudson is the GOAT D. Carter will surpass all soon, though it might take another year, but don't worry its commin.

Yankees D is looking like ours.

Now that was hilarious.

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 06:20 PM) Yes, because batting average is definitely the most damning statistic in the history of the game. Walks suck dude. You didn't hear?

Alright now for the girls, here are my results. I'll just post about five of them. Me: Hey u Jamie: wuts up Me: nm nm u? Jaime: Nadda Me: Hey i gotta ask u an important question Jaime: Wat Me: When r u gonna let me tap dat? Jaime: Lol shut up Me: Im serious when r u gonna let me bend u up n spank u down Jaime: Lol Me: So is that an lol for anytime? Jaime: Ur goofy Me: So ill pick u up tomorrow at 9? Jaime: Lol no ur crazy Me: im in a good mood today Jaime: were u in a bad mood when u turned me down twice b4? Me: damn... good point Me: Hey u Cindy: Whats up Me: nm chicken lips u? Cindy: Im good me nd pedro broke up 4 good...bulls*** reason..but im wit someone new Me: Im proud of ya cin cin lol (she said some other stuff but its too long n boring so im skipping) Me: Hey i gotta ask u somethin Cindy: What? Me: When u gonna lemme tap dat Cindy: Never u crazy jerry! Me: Shot down again lmao! Cindy: Lmao Me: Hey u Lala: Hey kiddo, wat it do? Me: nm boo u? Lala: Getting chinese food, n goin 2 wahala... Me: Wtf y wasnt i invited? lol Lala: Im takin photos 4 a project.. Me: Project on the beach? Well its nice 2 c ur still weird lol i keed Lmao, its 4 my digital photography class.. Me: More like weird pornography class dont lie Me: Hey i gotta ask u a question tho b4 u side track me Lala: Wats up? Me: So when u gonna lemme tap dat Lala: R u serious? Me: Sure y not Lala: Wat the hell dude? Me: U didnt answer the question Lala: How bout never Me: So dat never means a slim chance? Hehe Lala: lol Me: Hey u Melly: Hi Me: Wuts up Melly: At work waiting to get out at 6 wat abt yu Me: Chillin chillin but i gotta ask u an important question Melly: Wa Me: When u gonna let me tap dat? Melly: Lol what! Me: Answer the question :-D Melly: Um no Me: Cmon u kno u wanna Melly: Na why are yu serious boy Me: Cuz im sprung Melly: Shut up Me: The love is there baby Melly: I kno lol Me: Hey u Claudia: Hey whats up Me: u still with ol girl? (If it isn't obvious ppl, he's BI) Claudia: Yes Me: tell her i sed wud up Claudia: shes says hi back Me: Hey i gotta ask u a question missy Claudia: sure whats up Me: When u gonna lemme tap dat? Claudia: haha omg r u serious? Me: yea, ur hot gf can have some too Claudia: U know i used to like you, but that was a long time ago Me: i kno thats y im giving u ur fantasy now Claudia: lol i think my girl can satisfy me just fine.. sorry Me: damn so ill see you gals on august 7th at the party Claudia: u kno it My boy who knows her also ask her the same question: Hector: whats up Clauddy? Claudia: nm u? Hector: chillin, but i gotta ask u somethin Claudia: whats that Hector: when u gonna let me tap dat ass? Claudia: lol gerry asked that same question earlier r u with him? Hector: not at all but he mentioned it over da phone Claudia: Lol Hector: So wut about me instead... Claudia: Maybe when ur dick is bigger than 2 inches Hector: So its like dat? 4get u then BURN!!!

Something always told me they were using Hart for trade bait.

I'll start later today on the phone with the girls, but I've already been turned down twice on AIM and Kev (actually all knew). Hell I couldn't even ask the damn question for the joke.. Me- (3:04:02 AM) littleman4life86: yo blake can i ask u a question witesoxfan- (3:04:11 AM) simone3233: you may not tap that Me- (3:04:16 AM) littleman4life86: lmfao!! Me- (3:04:59 AM) littleman4life86: see.. this is why i love u Me- (3:05:07 AM) littleman4life86: hahahaha witesoxfan- (3:05:48 AM) simone3233: lol, i saw the thread and knew exactly Me- (3:17:23 AM) littleman4life86: yo carl can i ask u somethin? T R U- (3:17:35 AM) t r u PeRFeCTioN: no, you cant tap this Me- (3:17:39 AM) littleman4life86: god dammit!!!! Me- (3:17:42 AM) littleman4life86: lmfao Me- (3:18:07 AM) t r u PeRFeCTioN: bah haha Me- (3:29:37 AM) littleman4life86: yo kev can i ask u a question Kev211- (3:29:44 AM) KEV21190: if you do what slav did Kev211- (3:29:46 AM) KEV21190: im going to slap you Me- (3:29:47 AM) littleman4life86: hahahahahaha God damn Slav ruined everything though.. EDIT: Got one taker.. sort of.. Me- (3:44:15 AM) littleman4life86: yo mike can i ask u a question BobDylan- (3:44:42 AM) bobdylanrh: Go for it. Me- (3:44:15 AM) littleman4life86: when are you gonna let me tap dat? BobDylan- (3:44:32 AM) bobdylanrh: Been on Reddit? Me- (3:44:40 AM) littleman4life86: not at all Me- (3:44:50 AM) littleman4life86: straight forward to the bone....er... sir BobDylan- (3:44:15 AM) bobdylanrh: I know what you're talking about, and I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw it. Me- (3:44:19 AM) littleman4life86: hahahahahaha

Wladimir Balentien to the Reds for Robert Manuel. Though I'm not a fan of his, potential wise.. a very nice deal for the Reds.