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Okay, I take it back.

I think I saw that one when I was a little kid. It has Andrew Dice Clay in it, yeah? There was a time when I thought that Johnny Depp was the worst. Whether it was this one that you're talking about, the one with Ricki Lake and that one whore Traci Lords ("Cry Baby" or some such), "Edward Scissorhands", "Nightmare On Elm Street", the one where Leonardo Dicaprio plays a retard, the Tom Petty video, etc, etc, etc. But then I saw "Donnie Brasco" and "Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas", and he quickly became one of my favorite actors. There was another one with Christopher Walken where his kid got kidnapped. I enjoyed that one as well.

I like the way you think, but that'll never happen. Those are two of the core guys on that team (Podsednik and Jenkins being the others). They have a s***load of great prosprects on the horizon. There's just now way in hell that they're that stupid. No way. They won't have a single fan left if they were to pull off something like that. What sucks is that the Mets were supposed to disappear by now according to my calculations. They're still hanging around, trading for Hidalgo types and what not. That really sucks. Now they'll be out of it by the end of August as opposed to the end of July, so forget about Glavine. That's the guy that I really wanted.

Of course!

I was dreaming of the past And my heart was beating fast I began to lose control I began to lose control I didn't mean to hurt you I'm sorry that I made you cry Oh no, I didn't want to hurt you I'm just a jealous guy I was feeling insecure You might not love me anymore I was shivering inside I was shivering inside I didn't mean to hurt you I'm sorry that I made you cry Oh no, I didn't want to hurt you I'm just a jealous guy I was trying to catch your eyes Thought that you was trying to hide I was swallowing my pain I was swallowing my pain I didn't mean to hurt you I'm sorry that I made you cry Oh no, I didn't want to hurt you I'm just a jealous guy, watch out I'm just a jealous guy, look out babe I'm just a jealous guy

Strong words, runt! You're still gonna get banned within the next few minutes! Just wait!

Oooh oooh oooh! Someone ban this guy! Do it now!

In my best Hawk voice: I looove you, Brando.

ME: "Master And Commander" sucked. YOU: Come up with a Top 10 list of better movies within that particular genre! ME: GO f*** YOURSELF.

My shortcomings, or the sea/naval adventure genre's? Huge difference there, partner. And besides, from what I can tell, our tastes in movies are on opposite sides of the spectrum, you being a Reese Witherspoon fan and all. Marlon Brando is the man, however.

Juggernaut is in Soxtalk jail right now, with no homeboys. Oh s***, Juggs just dropped the soap, YET AGAIN. It's almost like he's doing it on purpose.

I'm living the "American Loophole", actually. But seriously, there are people who know a little about a lot of things, and then there are people who know a lot about only a few things. In my case, the latter is true, and I know absolutely nothing about Politics outside of what I learned in college. Absolutely nothing. It would be a name recognition vote, which is just sad.

GENRE: Action/Adventure, War, Past-based, NAVAL ADVENTURE/SEA ADVENTURE to be specific. If we were to expand it to past-based war flicks, I'd be here all day listing movies that were better. But since it's strictly naval/sea adventure, well, there aren't very many good flicks in this genre to choose from, are there?

:dips***

I found it to be intolerable, but to each his own. I thought that "Double Impact" starring Jean Claude Van Damme had better water action sequences.

My parents have been ignoring the jury duty letters for damn near 20 years now. As for me, hell, I never even registered to vote. I got my drivers license back in 1994. Needless to say, no jury duty. Honestly, I could care less about Politics. I'm not a voting mang. Plus, even if I were registered, I'd be too lazy to go out and vote anyway.

My favorite is the one where Homer flips out because there's no television or beer. Actually, any of the Halloween episodes made between 91 and 98 are just flawless.

Could have just said "asked". Had to get that pun in there.

Least favorite movies? Wow. There are so many to choose from, but after much time and consideration, I came up with these: The Godfather Part 3 :headshake Top Gun (The most homoerotic movie of all time) Mo' Money :puke Last Man Standing (Die Hard meets The Old West :headshake ) Summer Of Sam (Walked out of the theater after maybe 30 minutes?) The Postman (No comment) And the only movies that I've rented in the last two years are "Master And Commander" and "25th Hour", both of which are just terrible. Spike Lee has been dropping some serious stinkbombs for quite a while now. As if "Summer Of Sam" and "He Got Game" weren't bad enough......

This is a quality thread. Keep it up, Jeckle.

Listen, doo dah doo Do you want to know a secret, doo dah doo Do you promise not to tell, whoa oh, oh....... Closer, doo dah doo Let me whisper in your ear, doo dah doo Say the words you long to hear, I'm in love with you, wooh ooh ooh ooh wooh ooh ooh ooh

I like Reddy's sig, although you're right: there are homosexual implications in there.

It's Shingo, without question. But if Lee's streak reaches 35 games, I'd change my vote.

Check that. Lance Berkman has the 2nd highest OPS. Frank is 3rd. The image isn't up as well (Frank and Mini Bonds). Damnit.

Who'd have thought that such a little guy could post a 1.450 OPS?