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QUOTE(jackie hayes @ Feb 6, 2008 -> 09:10 PM) You don't remember the league number, huh? Well, iirc, it was league 2. Might want to saunter over to that thread and check out the results. Y'know...when you have time... I'm in. And I'm friggin awesome. Fairly experienced, and I stay active. I was in league 2 last year, I'd def do that again. I mean, all of it, including the winning. That was h2h, but if the leagues change, I could do either h2h or roto. Commish if necessary. Put me down for league #2, Zoom. And no offense to Soxfan1, but there's a reason why he doesn't remember what league he was in. He usually quits after two weeks. Please, for the love of god, don't put him in league #2.

QUOTE(nitetrain8601 @ Jan 26, 2008 -> 11:18 PM) All signs don't point to him being guilty as much as I thought he was. The text messages on her phone points to her definitely being a cheater. Her mother disappearing and never being found in a similar fashion. Then there is also that letter stating she was spotted in Kentucky with some guy. I came out of hibernation just to acknowledge this absolute gem of a post. LOL for days, son.

QUOTE(The Critic @ Jan 7, 2008 -> 06:05 PM) [REAL MEN OF GEEEEEENIUUUUUUS!] Here's to YOU, Mr. Sensitive Online Gratitude Displayer [Mr. Sensitive Online Gratitude Displaaaaaaayer] When you feel like sharing your innermost thoughts, you go to just the right place - an anonymous message board! [Nobody knows yooooou] Posting a gushy "thank you" message in the Pale Hose Talk section just shows that YOU MEAN IT, MAAAAN! [Why not Sex, Lies and Music???] So here's to you, Internet Man-Hugger - your buddies would give you grief for this....if anyone knew who you really were.... [Mr. Sensitive Online Gratitude Displaaaaaaaaayyyyyerrrrrrrrrrrrr] [Anheuser Busch - why, it's just fine, thanks for asking!] Amazing.

QUOTE(iamshack @ Dec 13, 2007 -> 03:39 PM) Former and Current Chicago players: Albert Belle, Mike Cameron, Carl Everett, Scott Schoenweiss. Matt Lawton, Mark Prior, Sammy Sosa, Kerry Wood. Is this your personal speculation? WTF, man? You make it hard for people like myself to read through these here threads without cringing. Please, please stay the hell out of these threads.

Texas barbeque + big breasts + shooting people = best state in the country That's where I'm gonna live after I retire.

Thanks, fellas. My wife got me the "Looney Tunes" Golden Collection. I am effin' ecstatic, let me tell ya.

QUOTE(Nokona @ Nov 2, 2007 -> 07:21 PM) I seem to have forgotten when he got caught using steroids... You suck!

Steve, You ain't exactly Ernest Hemingway. QUOTE(Steve9347 @ Oct 24, 2007 -> 03:52 PM) It sounds like its his dedication and his being unwilling to show up for practices in the offseason and to take an active part in improving his game. But he makes the dumb plays that make him look like he just left high school still, and it's starting to piss me off. If he were anywhere near the talent that LaMarcus Aldridge is right now We have a cycling band of players, two who play their asses off without the great talent in Noah and Gray, and one who just doesn't care who could own this town if he'd just give a damn in Tyrus. QUOTE(Steve9347 @ Oct 25, 2007 -> 03:20 PM) I expected some development, some discipline, and not for it to be questioned with Aaron Gray, Joakim Noah, or Tyrus got the more serviceable minutes. Please check yourself. Thanks.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Oct 26, 2007 -> 03:01 PM) Good for them. It would be like leaving a kid behind for us to leave the cats. No doubt. We don't have any kids, so our dog would be priority #1, actually. F*ck everything else (clothing, material items, etc). How anyone could think otherwise is beyond me.

QUOTE(knightni @ Oct 25, 2007 -> 10:32 PM) I've never gotten drunk. You drink to get a buzz, just like me. I haven't been drunk since I was like 14 years old.

I was trying to wrestle the basketball away from this behemoth-sized dude, and I ended up breaking my ankle while in the process of doing a 180.

Tyrus is still a little immature; that goes without saying. I mean, the dude just turned 21 in August. He showed me plenty last year, though. He plays his ass off on the court. I'm talking hustle points, crazy rebounds, altered shots, etc. That's my type of player. If it sounds good, I'll end sentences in prepositions like it ain't no thang. I'll concede that I wouldn't pull that type of s*** on a college paper, though. My bad, professor. You're kinda wack sometimes, Steve.

I've never been on a roller coaster. I went on the Tilt-A-Whirl when I was like 7, and they had to stop the ride because I was freaking out. True story.

Limited mobility = understatement of the year. As stated on the Boers & Bernstein show a while back, the Bulls have cornered the market on big, slow white guys over the past quarter century. Dave Corzine, Will Perdue, Luc Longley, Bill Wennington, Jack Haley, Jared Reiner, Napoleon Dynamite, Ed Nealy, Mark Randall, etc. Just a giant suckfest is all.... Yeah, okay; he can hit ten footers. Good for him. He's basically a slower version of Malik Allen. The fact that Skiles is even toying with the thought of giving this guy meaningful minutes is just another example of how retarded he is.

QUOTE(ChiSox_Sonix @ Oct 25, 2007 -> 01:16 PM) I've never seen Top Gun all the way through. You're one of the lucky ones. Did you see the part where they got all oiled up for the volleyball game? It's the most homoerotic mainstream movie of all time, no doubt.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Oct 25, 2007 -> 02:07 PM) IU would not place him in the same class as the others. He's a notch below IMHO. Well, despite the fact that he doesn't have too many classic roles under his belt, he's still a legendary actor IMO. I could say the same for Jon Voight as well.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Oct 25, 2007 -> 04:41 AM) Is this like Sesame Street, which one doesn't belong? I'll take James Kaan Same dude. I always think that it starts with a K for some reason.

Don't worry. Thomas is gonna go like 15 for 15 from the field off of alley-oop dunks on opening night. I also predict that Ben Gordon will dribble the ball of of his shin about half a dozen times.

QUOTE(juddling @ Oct 24, 2007 -> 07:59 PM) I've never seen any of the Godfather movies QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Oct 24, 2007 -> 07:59 PM) Never sat through the entire movie "The Godfather" QUOTE(The Critic @ Oct 24, 2007 -> 10:09 PM) Godfather series QUOTE(Texsox @ Oct 25, 2007 -> 02:51 AM) Godfather, Godfather II This isn't all that uncommon, actually. Plenty of people have slept on the two greatest movies of all time. What I'm really trying to say: Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, Robert Deniro, James Kaan, Robert Duvall, etc. Those guys can't act for sh*t. Why even bother tuning in? I'll bet that y'all are thoroughly familiar with "Home Alone", though.

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Oct 18, 2007 -> 02:58 AM) Kalapse already gave you the directions to get rid of the smell. So I will add this insane skunk to the conversation What kind of lowlife leaves a lap dog (or any dog for that matter, but especially a little guy) in an outdoor cage while he works the graveyard shift? I don't care what his excuse is. If there isn't someone in the house to watch after him, or if he can't take the time to potty-train the poor fella, then don't get a dog in the first place. Secondly, I would absolutely love to play soccer with this dude's head and then shove that camcorder up his ass after watching him kick that skunk. I don't mean to sound like a tree-hugging lunatic, but that sh*t bothered me. Sorry, just had to get that off my chest.

QUOTE(Chombi and the Fungi @ Oct 18, 2007 -> 04:45 PM) I am not even a huge fan of Kobe. Actually I hate him but I would like to win and I can see him growing on me with a few Buzzer beaters and playoff wins. You're willing to root for a player that you hate? You got no soul, bro. If they were to acquire this douche, I'd never watch another Bulls game, and basketball is like my #1 passion in life. QUOTE(Chombi and the Fungi @ Oct 18, 2007 -> 04:45 PM) JR Smith. It pissed me off btw and has from day 1. Maybe I have a man-crush on this guy because he commited to UNC Idont know. I followed what he did after that though and really though he was a good player. Way to back an idiot.

QUOTE(bmags @ Oct 17, 2007 -> 04:56 PM) Also Gilmore Girls and Felicity >>> BH 90210, they had better acting, writing, everything. Are you saying that Luke Perry, Jason Priestly, and Brian Austin Green weren't legendary actors? I can't vouch for the writing or acting, because my brain repressed just about all of it. I'm just saying; the commercial impact that this show had was immense, and surely, that has to count for something if you're putting together a Top 100 list. "Felicity" was basically a blip on the radar with 1/100th of the "Beverly Hills 90210" fanbase. This is hyperbole, but you get my point. I can't speak on "Gilmore Girls", except for the fact that I hate the dialogue. Who the f*ck talks like that? I usually leave the room when my wife is watching it.

It took about a week, but all of the spots were eventually filled. Sorry, bro. No DBAHO this year. No Soxfan1, though. Willie Purple Haze (Zoom) Cap'n Kirk (Soxfanforever) Excellant Hamburgers (Big Ed) Sleepy Khalid El-Amin (Steve) ChWRoCk William Tell Strained Quad (Soxfest) Who are these dudes: AllEN HOUSTON TheseBallsBounce

QUOTE(jackie hayes @ Oct 16, 2007 -> 05:14 AM) hammerhead! Long time, no see. Dick Pole, huh, interesting. Why, you know what else is interesting, I'm sure you just haven't had time to get around to it, but there's a fantasy baseball winner's thread. Link happily provided. Pretty cool, you should definitely check it out. Y'know, congratulate the winner in your league, whoever that was (I'm sure I don't know!). Feel free to reflect at length on his genius, his brilliant, unorthodox moves -- that sort of thing. Hey, I bet you did pretty well! Did YOU win, hh? Well, either way, a very worthwhile thread. Cheers! Congratulations on putting an end to the Tim Lincecum Era. Of course, you had Juan Pierre, so our matchup was a little unfair to begin with.

QUOTE(gosox41 @ Oct 16, 2007 -> 03:23 AM) I have a question for Red management: How dumb is you???? Yeah, but they got Dick Pole.