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Josh Hamilton is uncommonly stupid. If he doesn't have his babysitter around, all hell breaks loose. LOL at women are evil. Stupid attracts stupid.

Dudes wearing spandex is not a good look. I go bike-riding all the time, but I stay on the sidewalk because I don't want to get run over by some little asian lady driving a huge SUV.

Under normal conditions, probably once or twice. My wife is pregnant, though, so I've been playing with myself a hell of a lot more often than usual.

Chris was back in the starting lineup last night. He went 0-4 with a strikeout, and he left 6 men on base. His AVG currently stands at .195, and his OBP fell to .289. My beef with this guy back in '07 was his tendency to swing for the fences with nobody on base, despite the fact that he was supposed to be a table-setter. Struck me as a severely retarded young man. So yeah, his recent prowess kinda amuses me, in a sick way. I hate idiots.

I figured that this would be a topic of interest.

Awesome splits, awesome player. April AB: 81 AVG: .198 OBP: .261 May AB: 82 AVG: .159 OBP: .176 June AB: 65 AVG: .246 OBP: .402 July AB: 70 AVG: .200 OBP: .313 This place has so many awesome Chris Young threads in the archives that I don't even know where to start.

QUOTE (Stan Bahnsen @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 07:17 PM) My conjecture is that the leaker or leakers are being paid - HANDSOMELY - and that there's more money in it for them by doing it this way. Well yeah, of course it's money-motivated. It doesn't make much sense to release the entire list all at once. The next guy that says DURRRR THEY NEED TO RELEASE TEH ENTIRE LIST RIGHT NOW THIS IS BS!!!!!!!!!!!! should be tied down and beaten with soap on a rope. I know it sounds harsh, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

What a douche. Kinda reminds me of Hineybird.

QUOTE (whitesoxmanager @ Jul 25, 2009 -> 09:09 PM) I am sorry folks but I lost a lot of respect for MB after learning that he has a passion for hunting.

I had no idea that people actually liked Paul Konerko. What's the appeal?

QUOTE (sam785 @ Jul 5, 2009 -> 06:20 PM) JD, Pods, Jenks and Thornton could all be considered for the final vote LOL at Scott Podsednik even being in the conversation. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I still can't believe that dude has a starting gig.

QUOTE (joeynach @ Jul 5, 2009 -> 11:45 PM) Someone please explain to me how .286/16/44 = Zobrist And how does Ben "who the hell are you" Zobrest make the team with those eh not bad numbers. I mean seriously is this some kind of joke. Dude, Ben Zobrist has the second highest OPS in the AL. 1. Joe Mauer 1.117 2. Ben Zobrist 1.015 3. Kevin Youkilis 1.007 He's slugging over .600, for Christ's sake. Baseball card stats ain't gonna tell you the story.

All-Time K-To-BB Ratio 1. Tommy Bond 4.440 (879 to 198) 2. Curt Schilling 4.380 (3116 to 711) 3. Pedro Martinez 4.140 (3117 to 752) 4. Ben Sheets 3.850 (1206 to 313) 5. Mariano Rivera 3.830 (934 to 244) The K-to-BB goat if not for some dude that pitched in the 1870s. He also has the 13th best K/9IP ratio (8.60) in the history of baseball, and he averaged a 1.09 WHIP ratio from 1992 to 2004 (ages 25 to 37). Point blank, if you don't have him in the hall of fame, then you don't know your baseball too well IMO.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Mar 27, 2009 -> 03:01 PM) Clayton Kershaw I have no idea why IDIOTS out there are not more all over this kid. He's going to be a top ten starting pitcher this year. Think of the run support, plus his natural progression. I'm calling 17 wins and he's going like pick 140 (to me) in every draft. Last year was a primer, this year he busts out. Just look to his 20/4 K/BB ratio in Spring. IDIOTS. Steve, you got some issues.

QUOTE (HeGone33 @ Sep 29, 2008 -> 08:20 PM) Boers and Bernstien absolutely suck. Translation: I called their show a while back, they made fun of me, and my life hasn't been the same since.

BTW, I am a lover, not a fighter.

That was pretty much the highlight of the year for me. -Taking second off of the tremendously retarded B.J. Upton. The Rays should give that knucklehead a Full Metal Jacket style beatdown. -Taking third off of Aybar in what had to be one of the smartest plays that I'll ever see. I love AJ. He'll go down as one of my all-time favorite White Sox players.

QUOTE (DrunkBomber @ Aug 18, 2008 -> 11:54 PM) I was in a fraternity at SIU, what do you think drunk frat guys do, just play beer pong? Jesus Christ

QUOTE (DrunkBomber @ Aug 16, 2008 -> 05:13 AM) Ive been through fraternity beatings They beat you down like it was a gang initiation?

Nice. I knew all along that we'd hit two HRs against Sabathia in the first inning. To the people who were hoping that it would rain: what in the hell were you thinking????

LOL Of course I want it to rain. What the hell are you people thinking? WE CAN'T JUST HOPE FOR RAIN WHEN WE GO UP AGAINST ACES WE HAVE TO FOLLOW TEH GRINDER RULZ YO!

QUOTE (iamshack @ Jul 2, 2008 -> 06:21 AM) Anyone remember the Montreal game where he had 7 rbi in a losing effort? QUOTE (bmags @ Jul 2, 2008 -> 06:54 AM) remember when he swings so hard he falls over? LOL I like Uribe's defense, but come on, Alexei Ramirez waxes that mutha f****

QUOTE (Kenny Hates Prospects @ Jun 21, 2008 -> 11:29 PM) I mean think about it. The best they could get for Bedard, their best player, was a package built around Adam Jones. While Jones was a great prospect, he was still a prospect. Nobody offered anything more than that. George Sherrill is on pace for over 50 saves. That doesn't deserve any mention, though? While Erik Bedard is one of the best left-handed SPs in the majors when he's right, most of the articles that I have read say that the Mariners gave up too much in that trade (Adam Jones, George Sherrill, and three other minor league pitchers). Only on soxtalk will I read otherwise, though. Lots of experts on here. George Sherrill? Who's that???

QUOTE (Frankensteiner @ Jun 22, 2008 -> 02:44 PM) I suppose you must live in a bubble or are surrounded by only Sox fans. Because I can't f***ing stand the Cubs fans I have to deal with and it's only going to get worse after this weekend. I am completely surrounded by Cubs fans, and I never have any problems. No offense, but a lot of you guys are meatheads.

QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Jun 7, 2008 -> 03:18 AM) I actually took a non-verbal communications class last semester and learned all about things like this. It's very interesting.