BobDylan

How many years of 3B experience did Valentin have before we moved him into that role? How many years of 3B experience did A-Rod have before moving to third base? As a middle infielder, the transition isn't that rough. It takes a few weeks, but overall, it's not the toughest transition to make. Crede is expendable with Uribe.

They are talking about Burke in that post, not Olivo. :headshake

:headshake Funny, that's exactly what I wonder about you.

Isn't Burke 30?

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/gammons/story?id=1821605 I don't see Williams parting with Miguel Olivo, but could the Sox shop Joe Crede in a deal? He's obviously expendable with Uribe, but who else would the Sox part with? Sorry if this has been posted. I scrolled through and didn't see anything on it...

Damaso Marte > Matt Guerrier

I like that idea. His turbo splitter would be filthy.

It took me awhile to figure out that 'man ram' was Manny Ramirez.

Thank you. That should be the last index change for quite some time.

I was kind of wondering when I wrote that... Thanks for notifying me of that, and thank goodness I got it down quickly.

www.whitesoxcentral.com Game Recap: http://www.whitesoxcentral.com/article.php?id=206

What the hell is your problem? Not only is he one of the greatest hitters in White Sox history, he's having an MVP type season. What do you want? 9 Joe DiMaggio's?

With Maggs on the ropes, and the way Frank is hitting, Frank is a White Sox for life.

Shhhhh.

He's a manager. Not Jesus.

That means it won't happen. Harold is never right.

s***.

At first I thought you were joking, but you are right...she has invisible braces.

Just how and why were you talking to Roberto Hernandez? And what makes you think KW would let him closer over Marte or Shingo? And why didn't he laugh and spit on your shoes when you were talking as if you were the White Sox GM?

Jeez, another crap promotion to make money. Can't they just pile up a bunch of old crap and hire some people to sell it for cheap out front?!

Wait, wait. Garage sale? Where?

How do I get added to the Damaso fan club? EDIT: I figured it out.

You're crazy.

So you'll just walk them?

I'm glad you, and others alike liked the page. I'll make sure to update it and put some more comical material as the days pass.