BobDylan

Get Smoltz as a rent, a legit 5th starter and you're s***ting me. Our team would be one tough cookie in the playoffs. But I don't see Smoltz signing anywhere but in Atlanta.

That would be pretty cool. I could probably convert those into special features. I'll contact you and we'll talk more.

I'm currently looking for help at WhiteSoxCentral.com. There are a few job's that I'd like people to do, but I should say it is purely volunteer work. Here are some of the things I'm looking for: Comedy Columns: I found a writer to do this today, but it'd be great to have a second. Essentially I'm looking for articles that speak of the White Sox in funny ways. Be it a fake ad campaign, or a play that scripts what White Sox players say. Creativite minds, basically. News Reporters: I do all the recaps and main news stories, but I'd like to have people that can report the other news. For instance, WSC never reported that Magglio underwent surgery. I would have had I had time to write something up, but in the real world, I don't. Main Feature Writers: For this, I'd like to do big features on certain White Sox related topics. For instance, a giant homage to Hawk Harrelson. Go over his playing career, his broadcasting career, note out his GM stint, etc. These would be special pages. I would go through and design special pages for the appropriate topic. Stat Guru's: Any number crunchers out there? I'd love to have somebody that can go through the numbers and tell us statistical information we don't know, or are too lazy too look up ourself. It'd be great if WSC could have Billy Koch nailed down into one article...stuff like that. Creative Columnists: WSC has plenty of columnists that can write up a column and talk about why Guillen is a genius or an idiot for this or that. However, how about a columnist that can give us some creative entertainment? ESPN's page 2 just did a column on the Chicago Curse and rated the 10 ten reasons why. That's pretty creative and quite entertaining. Anyways, I know I probably won't get boat loads of people that want to do this stuff, but if you are interested in doing any of the above, or want more info, e-mail me at jongruden3@hotmail.com or send me a private message. I can also be had on AIM at Bob Dylan RH. Thanks!

www.whitesoxcentral.com Game Recap: http://www.whitesoxcentral.com/article.php?id=192

Here's a light hearted joke on Koch. http://www.whitesoxcentral.com/article.php?id=190

Ben Sheets is a dream. Imagine having a young 1,2,3 of Sheets, Buehrle and Garland. Then imagine if Garland fully developed. In that situation, we wouldn't need Magglio, per se. We'd just have an Oakland A's situation on our hand. Guillen could make a killing with scrungy players and three top rotation starters.

LaRussa > Guillen

Yea, but journalism for the most part is a talent you can learn. A mid 90's fastball is one you can not. I'm with LaTroy on this one.

Damn. I really thought the White Sox drafted THE Ray Liotta.

It's a shame I don't know anything about this Ramirez guy. Should I be crapping my pants? I know CJ is nothing to fret about though.

The names Reed and Benson shouldn't be in the same sentence let alone trade rumor. Screw this one.

I'd seriously buy it if it said 'f*** Koch' instead of 'Kuck Foch'. Still...great idea.

www.whitesoxcentral.com Game Recap: http://www.whitesoxcentral.com/article.php?id=189

Suddenly I look like a genius...or not so much. f*** Billy Koch. SHINGO FOR CLOSER!

Two hands? Is the guy 10? It's the Major League's for heavens sake. Two hands? Come on.

www.whitesoxcentral.com Game Recap: http://www.whitesoxcentral.com/article.php?id=187

Willie is batting .323, if that isn't enough to merit some at bats against left handed pitchers, than I don't know what is.

If Boston can't afford Freddy at this point, maybe they will help block the deal to NY like they helped block Colon to NY.

The hell would the Cubs care about interleague play? If they can improve with a trade, why wouldn't they make it? Albeit, they probably don't see Koch as an improvement over anything. P.S. Garland is a former Cub. Sosa is a former Sox. The Cubs have, and will trade with us.

Room: http://www.whitesoxcentral.com/chat.html I don't know the mIRC info. Hopefully somebody can post it for me.

People in Anaheim have seen Troy succeed on their team, hence patience. We traded on of the leagues best closers for one that has yet to taste a prolonged series of success for us and one that may or may not deserve to be at the back end of a contending team.

Well, I recall somebody getting in contact with Mark Cuban and he said we need to embarrass (sp?) JR at the park...

I'd be happy to close for the Sox. ...Think they could hit my 80 MPH heat? But yes, Koch is our closer. 'Nuff said?

Right. But then why be a fan? Why post here? Why even care about baseball?

I did mean Olivo. We both goofed. But I think Foulke would be happy to play for Ozzie. Now Manuel on the other hand...