CanOfCorn

QUOTE (juddling @ Sep 17, 2008 -> 05:50 PM) beer yes please

Dump her...date a Sox fan.

QUOTE (Texsox @ Sep 17, 2008 -> 04:38 PM) metal heavy

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Sep 17, 2008 -> 03:50 PM) Dow down another 4% today at close, 500 down almost 5%. And Leon's getting laaaaarrrrrrger.

QUOTE (DrunkBomber @ Sep 17, 2008 -> 04:09 PM) Are you going to legitimately try to say she isnt a cougar? Don't you have to be single to be a cougar?

QUOTE (shipps @ Sep 17, 2008 -> 04:36 PM) Corn,technically that guy is nowhere near bald. The top is shiny. Veeeeery shiny.

ATTENTION ALL BALDING GENTLEMEN:

QUOTE (Cali @ Sep 16, 2008 -> 03:24 PM) man I remember when MTV not only showed videos, but the non-video programming they did show f***ing RULED. The State Dead at 21 MTV Oddities (The Head and The Maxx were awesome) Beavis and Butthead (Kinda cheating since it showed videos too) Liquid Television the ONLY good thing about MTV these days is Human Giant WHAT?!?! Are you 14? Let's go waaaaay back. How about Remote Control! House of Style! Singled Out! Well, not Singled Out. Remote Control!

QUOTE (shipps @ Sep 17, 2008 -> 04:26 PM) I dont think so. Vanity (6)

QUOTE (DrunkBomber @ Sep 16, 2008 -> 04:38 PM) I wear a t shirt that says Sarah Palin is a cougar to the bar on weekends. I'm not sure if she is one, but I'm sure she'd shoot one.

I just lather and repeat. My head itches.

QUOTE (Texsox @ Sep 17, 2008 -> 11:38 AM) stalker night

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Sep 17, 2008 -> 12:48 PM) http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/schedule/i...;m=4&y=2009 Looking through that sked...we might as well just hang it up now!

9/16: Stop! (live) - Jane's Addiction Battle of Who Could Care Less - Ben Folds Five Weather Storm - Massive Attack In - Vandalias Untouchables - Eric B. And Rakim Won't Get Fooled Again - The Who The Navajo Know - The Pixies Heat Miser - Massive Attack Sloppy (I Saw My Baby Gettin') - Devo Video Crime - Tin Machine

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Sep 16, 2008 -> 09:49 AM) Yeah but will you be wearing a flag pin when you go vote? I don't need to wear a flag pin to be patriotic!

I'm doing the most American thing I can do. Voting.

And we have just reached a year of me looking for a job. FAN-f***ing-tastic! This is the third time I've been looking for a job in a crap-ass economy.

QUOTE (juddling @ Sep 16, 2008 -> 07:36 AM) frisbee Shingo

TRL is still on?

Brave. Sir Paul has preached peace since his time with the Beatles and for anyone to say he's the enemy of ANYONE (besides his ex) is misinformed and irrational.

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Sep 15, 2008 -> 06:56 PM) jaythejoke.com listed some of Mariottis most recent shots towards the trib, quite funny. I cant even imagine what Morrissey, Downey and Rosenbloom are thinking If Mariotti is truly going to the Trib, then Rosenbloom and Mariotti are going to implode once they are in the building together. It should be interesting to see who's going to out-snark who.

QUOTE (Texsox @ Sep 15, 2008 -> 12:43 PM) I never had a problem with this whole drafting by sperm and egg donors. Aren't there 50 rounds in the draft? What's one late round pick? For every Mike Piazza and Mark Buehrle...there are 100's of Oney Guillen's.

QUOTE (Texsox @ Sep 15, 2008 -> 12:11 PM) Iowa Corn

Mannish Boy - Muddy Waters Night Shift - United State of Electronica Wishing Well - Bob Mould I Got Stripes - Johnny Cash Valley of the Dolls - Mylo Who Cares? - Gnarls Barkley You Spin Me Right Round - Dead or Alive Reign - U.N.K.L.E. You're the First, The Last, My Everything - Barry White Egg Sucking Dog - Johnny Cash

QUOTE (Texsox @ Sep 15, 2008 -> 07:47 AM) Around my family there is usually laughing and crying, and it is never quiet. THere are a lot of variations. My will calls for hiring a comedian for mine. I hear Carrot Top is available...and he could use your body as props.