fathom

Three years ago, and Byrnes hits that one out.

QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Apr 25, 2010 -> 09:15 PM) We dont see you but you are surely b****ing behind the scenes to somebody. Yeah, since I always hold my comments to myself.

QUOTE (MurcieOne @ Apr 25, 2010 -> 08:12 PM) Can LeBron hit a changeup? Can he pass an HGH test?

QUOTE (qwerty @ Apr 25, 2010 -> 08:13 PM) When jones and konerko got those back to back hits fathom and jphat were likley b****ing and moaning to themselves that they didn't have anything to b**** and moan about for a split second. Yeah, since I b**** about Jones and Konerko so much. You don't see me b****ing about Rios not coming through there.

QUOTE (Friend of Nordhagen @ Apr 25, 2010 -> 08:12 PM) I'm really starting to believe that Carlos Quentin isn't good. Me too...BTW, that was terrible by Seattle not having the infield in. It's not like Konerko would have scored on a single anyways.

Pathetic, but at least we're tied.

Wow, you f***ing suck AJP! Again, brilliant managing Ozzie.

Wow, that was comical! AJP has got to hit another slow grounder to the 2nd baseman here.

Very nice Andruw! We just have to stop chasing that low change-up that's not close to being in the zone. Can PK and AJP avoid the DP?

QUOTE (greg775 @ Apr 25, 2010 -> 08:03 PM) Let's face it, we will only win games when we hit home runs. Tell your buddy manager that. No reason Nix isn't playing against a LHP either.

QUOTE (jphat007 @ Apr 25, 2010 -> 08:02 PM) What a joke of an offense. Can we call him Gordon Caruso until he starts hitting better?

QUOTE (MexSoxFan#1 @ Apr 25, 2010 -> 08:01 PM) Cy Vargas Someone needs to start a pool on who will no hit us this season.

Holy s***, this offense is awful and so f***ing boring to watch. You're doing a great job Greg Walker!!

Wow, Alexei faking bunt on the 3-1 fastball down the plate = WTF?

Wow Danks, please find your change-up soon.

QUOTE (justBLAZE @ Apr 25, 2010 -> 07:53 PM) Cheap hits. Screw that, it was a great approach.

We have one f***ing hit thru 4 innings, and that was the softest hit you can imagine.

Quentin is so awful in right field.

QUOTE (chw42 @ Apr 25, 2010 -> 07:50 PM) Hi Chris Rongey. Thanks for realizing I was mocking some of the stupid reasons the media give us for Ozzie's horrible managing.

Ugh, Rios just dropped that. Seattle will have the lead shortly.

QUOTE (jphat007 @ Apr 25, 2010 -> 08:48 PM) Man. This offense is just miserable. Imagine if we were actually facing good pitchers. Next weekend in New York, with Garcia and Buehrle pitching in the series, could be epic blowouts.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Apr 25, 2010 -> 08:47 PM) And his R/L/R fascination is for s***. What the f*** good has it done for us? We're one of the worst hitting teams in all of baseball. Have Jones, PK, Rios and Q hit consecutively. How much worse could the result be? It's truly insane, and continues to just hurt our lineup even more (as if he didn't do enough damage to it this offseason). Another fast inning for our offense. We're yet to hit a ball hard today.

QUOTE (JohnCangelosi @ Apr 25, 2010 -> 08:46 PM) Do any sports writers have the balls to ask Ozzie outright something like: "AJ looks lost out there right now. How much longer can you bat him in the 5 slot without significantly hurting the team?" I mean, WTF!?!!?!?!? You mean all 3 writers who are covering the Sox now?

I feel like if we just don't swing, Vargas will walk all of our hitters. Walker probably forgot to tell everyone but Konerko and Rios that he throws a change-up.

How is it possible that Quentin's new swing is worse than his old one?