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Hurt!!! 1-0 Sox

And he is still better than Garland ever was. Just sayin'

American ripoff was quite boring and pedestrian with the exception of the shot of the dead teenager in the beginning that comes out of nowhere and the last 2 minutes... the Japanese original, Ringu, is much scarier even though it's budget is like 10 times smaller. It's the highest grossing Jap. movie of all time and it has a sequel which is lamer but explains quite a few things like how Samara was able to kill her victims. If you are a fan of Chinese thrillers, you can't do better than "Audition" (Odishon). It's starts out as almost a romantic comedy and then descends into...well, let's just say it's got 2-3 moments in it that you will remember forever.

You're right, it'll look bad on your Heaven resume.

I smoke a pack a never. Donnie Darko had a great spin on it.

Mooch, what happened to huskers, at and maidenvoyage?

I think people are seriously overrating Josh Stewart...Hummel sucks and will never see the light of day in the majors and Valenzula's swing is too long.

I concur.

"I tinker, therefore I am"

No, you deee'nt!

Substitute "brainless" with "topless" and it's all good.

2005 line-up 1. Jimenez (2b) 2. Valentin (ss) 3 (insert superstar) (LF-1B-DH) 4. Ordonez (RF) 5. Konerko (1B-DH) 6. Lee (DH-LF) 7 Borchard (CF) 8 Crede (3b) 9 Olivo © 1. (insert ace) 2. Buerhle 3. Rauch/Loiza/Wright 4 Garland/Diaz/Rauch/Wright 5 Cotts/Honel/Garland/Diaz 75-80 Million payroll. 100 wins. 1st place by 20 games.

When you're studying drama and are used to multi-tasking, you'll be surprised how much extra free time you can sqeeze out if you aren't lazy. Unlike most posters, I ain't wasting my bosses's money either... There is a reason why I didn't post before early March and probably won't be able to post after early May...

I think it's cool and perfectly natural for one man to be banging another man rear/oral-style. If I am "allowed" by "society" (sans Bible Belt states, they'll come around eventually) to sodomize my g/f , don't you think it would be a bit hypocritical (assuming the word "fair" is even in your infantile vocabulary) for me to deny that right to someone else just because I may find male-on-male variation of it..."icky" was it? You know, freedom of others should not derive from/depend on the whims of my personal taste, preferences or philosophy...unless it directly encroaches my personal freedom or puts me in danger, which is so not the case in most of these "gay situations". Also, Apu, do you honestly think BMR and his ilk actually read "studies" and "psychologists" or "sociologists"? I got a solar system to sell you...Which is ironic (among other things) considering just how many references of "nature/science intended it to be so and so" or "but it's unnatural to ___!" variety they end up making to justify their ignorance, hatred and increasingly outdated worldview. Afterall not long ago, same "scientific/nature-related" things were said about women, blacks, jews...hell, some still think masturbation is really, really bad for you I also couldn't care less what some book of fictional stories says is morally right or wrong. I ain't sheep. As far as procreaction "arguement" goes, I think with global population of 6+ billion and relatively scant resources (more than third of the world is liteally starving, homeless, sick-n-abandoned, etc), we could actually use less people (I am tempted to say "like BMR"...)...and with abundance of fertility banks, the future of the human race is pretty much safe. (I think terrorism, nuclear warfare, some unknown virus or a good ol' asteroid will be the fall of mankind, not "gay revolution" ) Not that anal sex with a woman has anything to do with procreation mind you, and yet it's considered to be like the sexual feat...better still if it's accompanied by the said chick making out with another chick.....In other words, more hypocrisy exposed. Remember that " I Wish Those Damn Homos Would Stop Sucking My Cock" piece? Nothing like Onion to shine some light on human prejudice and insecurity...LOL

Why did you guys give up on Nylander and Berezin as well as a few other guys you traded before DL? Until your youngsters are ready (lol kinda like the Sox), you will need someone to lead this team and Fleury is out, lol As far as Daytsuk goes, he is the best puckhandler in NHL now and is only getting better. Black Hawks would have to put together one hell of a proposal.

If you can somehow swipe Daytsiuk from Red Wings...Ruutu, Radulov, Sullivan, Daze and Zhamnov along with Selanne would definately make Hawks a championship caliber offensive team, but you still would need to get a Holmstrem/Lapointe-type or two to put in front and do the dirty work and, of course, improve defense which would be cheaper. That's the problem with many Europeans (especially russians): they are too finesse, puck-handley, strategy-oriented to be effecftive in playoff-type games. They also don't shoot with accuracy as evidenced by dismal scoring %...Fact of the matter is, playes like Bertuzzi, Holik, Leclair, Nolan, Sundin and Cam Neely are the ones who thrive in narrow rinks and battle-orinted NHL. The games is much faster and tougher than when technicans like Gretzky dominated it and the role of a single superstar is getting less and less visible because players like Stevens, Pronger, Lidstrem and Nidermayer can handle anybody, (Bure, Jagr, Selanne, Kovalchuk, Forsberg, Hejduk, Gaborik, old Bondra, old Yashin, old Fedorov and now Kovalev and Mogilny are exceptions rather than rules.)

I don't follow Hawks but I know that even with Selanne, this org. will be losers they are now. Do you honestly think Alex Zhamnov will lead you to the promised land? That guy is a typical overfed Russian who has lost his desire to play hard and adjust to North American style hockey and smaller rinks as soon as he made his first million (see Mogilny Between 1995 and 2002; Yashin in 2002; Fedorov from 1995 on; Kovalev pre-2000, etc). He is a good puck distributer, but he ain't no Forsberg or even Fedorov for that matter. 8.0% shooting? Are you s***ting me, do you honestly think this guy is capable of single-handedly overtaking playoff games? So you get Selanne, big deal. Unless you have tough-boots defense and a super goalie (see Hasek with Buffalo few years back) not to mention a lot of lucky bounces, there is no way your team makes it out of first round. Look at Toronto for example: they have Roberts, Antropov, Nolan, Sundin, Moggy, Reichel and Renberg who are either highly skilled, big-n-tough or just very experienced and clutch. They also have a clutch goalie in Belfour. Look at Philly: Roenick, Primaue, Leclair, Recchi, Lapointe, Gagne, Kapanen, Amonte...are you kidding me, these are the type of teams Black Hawks would have to be beating routinely if they want a winning team. Unless Wirtz or somebody is willing to spend 15-25 Mill upgrading this team, you aren't going anywhere. Zhamnov, Daze, Sullivan is a start but it's only half of the offense at best/I]. First you need to become a playoff team and only then start dreaming about playing like championship-caliber team (see: Ottawa, Vancouver, Tornoto, NJ, Philly, Colorando, St. Louis, Detroit, Dallas or even marginal cases like Minnesota and Washington) How good is Radulov kid?

I am a Red Wings fan, my advice to the Hawks is not to sign Fedorov. He may sell some jerseys but this guy is not a leader but a loser. The reason Wings were winning so much is because of Yzerman, Hasek, Hull, Shannahan, Chelios and Lidstrem not to mention second-fiddle grunts like Primeau, Dytsiuk, Larionov, Holmstrem, Lapointe, Kozlov, Draper, etc...and not this overrrated, overpaid clown. For his money (11+ million rumored), you could get Selanne AND Mogilny who are much smarter, more clutch and better scorers overall.

No, just a bit of The Daily Show type humor. I wanted to go with "Zionist Hoodlums", but you probably wouldn't have gotten the Vanessa Redgrave connection.. Oh, the PC-ness of it all... ETA: There is a difference between 'racism' and 'anti-semitism/Zionist conspiracism'...ah, American education...

No, that's Jews. Or MENSA.

Oooh, you must be that super-man old man Nietzsche was always talking about. Free as a bird and tough as old boots, eh? Sign autographs do you?

Well, I personally sparred with every regular poster here except for Molto, Chisoxfn and Murci. Like Steff, when bitten, I bite--no, I kick back. Hard. Even so, I don't carry any grudges and enjoy posting on this site more than I did at WSI and ESPN combined. It would be boring without light-hearted personal fights. Most people are adults and can easily handle being questioned/challenged.

Way to make fun of hearing-impaired.

What's that?

Voodoo, right?