UC76

HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh s***, my nerves are shot. Stress is the number one killer, right? I'm a dead man. Nice win.

I hate David Wells with a burning passion. I want to see him roughed the f*** up hardcore. Nice win today.

Everett, shut the #$%@ up you big, wet #$%%@!!! WAH! WAH! WAH! BOO! HOO! HOO!

Whi is Konerko talking about his contract NOW?

I'm so effin' pissed right now. I'm almost shaking with rage. Literally. I quit smoking but I just walked to the corner and got a pack. I'm not kidding. I needed a cigarette bad. I have a sudden headache from being so pissed off. I don't know why these guys have to swing for the fences with guys in scoring position. Why do they always do this? Is it because they want to be an effin' hero? I don't get it. A guy is on third with the winning run and they swing for homers like the extra runs are going to count. I don't get it. s***, just take a chance and try a suicide sqeeze. Why not? Try something. Try anything. These guys are going up there swinging for the fences and popping up when a weak little single wins the game. It's effin' pathetic. And stupid. It's sad when there are runners all over the bases and you know they're going to blow it. If the Sox blow this lead I honestly don't know if I'll ever follow them the same again. This might change things forever, at least for me. Maybe that's just the anger talking right now. Maybe next spring I'll be just as happy to see them. But I don't think so. All they ever do is let their fans down. Every year. Seriously. This is four years in a row they were in the race in the second half of the year, and this might be the fourth year in a row they choke. Yes, choked. I was trying not to say the word, but now I'll say it. They're choking. I think I'm starting to believe this team has a lot of wusses. Look, I'll always be a fan. The Sox will always be my team. But if they blow this, I don't think things will ever be the same. I devote a lot of my heart and attention to them. I spend alot of time and money going to games, watching on TV, and listening on the radio, and they can't even have the courtesy to play baseball the way even little leaguers are taught. Sorry if I sound like I'm b****ing. Now I'm about to light up another cigarette.

Is that Ozzie's kid in the first photo? If so, that dude is living in the life. How old is he? 20-21? He doesn't work, he doesn't go to school, he doesn't really do anything but hang out in the dugout during games and hang out with ballplayers at night picking up their scraps. What the $%$# went wrong with my life?

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Sep 22, 2005 -> 02:25 PM) thats pretty damn funny right there There's more. This is my favorite...

Ever see this site "On the DL"? It's all photos of MLB players getting drunk with college chicks and s***. Funny stuff. Look for the photos of AJ. I really should have been a professional athlete.

"Please Please Me" by the Beatles.

If McCarthy continues to pitch well you can't take him out of the rotation. It's called riding the hot hand. Hopefully, Ozzie sees this. Oh, and hopefully McCarthy pitches well.

QUOTE(skidoochic @ Sep 21, 2005 -> 12:52 PM) Can I join or do you not allow chicks? The more chicks the merrier. And bring your friends.

Someone just needs to give Jenks a beer on the team bus and tell him to relax a little. Jenks is still a kid and he's been thrown into the closer's role in a pennant race. So he's been damn solid all things considered and will only get better as he learns and settles down. I'm still picturing Jenks pumping his fist as the Sox close out a playoff series.

I just think if the Sox beat the Indians tonight and then beat up on the Twinkies over the weekend everything will work out fine. Then you can toss out all the schedule talk. Just win, baby!

I'm in. But I'm not driving. I gots to drink.

It didn't look intentional to me. In fact, I didn't even notice it until the commercial break was over and Hawk and DJ pointed it out. It just looked like Pierz had nowhere else to land. I wish someone would step on Travis Hafner.

Before we think of the Twins we still have to beat the Indians one more time and shut up all the experts licking the Tribe's schlongs.

LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is killing me.

Here's hoping the Cell is rocking for all three games. If ever there was a time for Sox fans to make a statement and make it hell on an opposing team, that time is now.

All I know is that Buehrle better step up in this series. I love the guy, but he has wet himself in some big games, especially since he got rocked against the A's in the final game of the first half. I'm not going to say if he's an ace or he isn't, but if he wants to be considered one then he better go out and shut down the Indians in a game that really matters. I mean, beating up on the Royals and Tigers in June is nice and all, but I don't think you can call Buehrle a "big-game pitcher" yet. He has to earn that title. Starting this week.

I think the Sox will take care of business against the Tribe. Two out of three, maybe a sweep.

Moronotti also wrote more than once before the Rams-Patriots Super Bowl that the Pats would be stupid if they started Brady over Bledsoe. Oops. The guy is an idiot. He really is.

'Eff Mariotti. When the Sox were playing awesome he was b!tching about attendance, or Ozzie's demeanaor, or Hawk. Now that they're struggling, he continues to piss and moan like a little girl. So 'eff him. After the Sox sweep the Indians this week I might personally waltz down to the Sun-Times offices and take a big, juicy dump right on his keyboard. Don't agree with that jagbag. Please. He whines like a crabby chick on PMS. He's a negative creep. Just watch. He's about to write a column about how great the Bears are after they destroyed the Lions even though he had not a single nice thing to say about the Bears during training camp or after the first game. He sucks. And then when the Bears lose again, he'll say they suck. He has no spine. NO SPINE! Mariotti is a fat loser. He's absolutely worthless in this town.

QUOTE(SpringfieldFan @ Sep 9, 2005 -> 10:03 AM) It goes kind of like "bum BUM bum bum-bum bum, bum BUM bum bum-bum bum...". Oh yeah, THAT song...

My sister lives in Cleveland with her fiance and everytime I talk to him he's yapping about how good the Indians are. So I would love it if the Sox clinched against the Indians. That would be sweet.

Rowand got a lot of publicity for his defense that week in New York, so he might have a chance. He opened some eyes. I thought Crede definitely deserved a gold glove until that error against the Red Sox in the night at the Cell. After that, he seemed to lose a little confidence.