chitownsportsfan

Yikes.

After the inaugural pitchfork we broke into the chicago yacht club, smoked a joint on one of the boats, then the CPD showed up, busted us, cuffed my buddy, and then thankfully a domestic violence stabbing call came in and they told us suburban boys to not do dumb s%*# in the Chi anymore. You should have seen the 5 of us trying to swim and hide from the cop boat. One of my buddies actually managed to hide under a yacht the rest of us got busted and hauled into shore.

Can totally see that. That's fine, just stay healthy for a few years and be a solid 4th starter. That's all we ask. Nice to see Vaughn and Lee hitting today, if we have any hope of competing in the next few years those guys need to turn into solid regulars.

The Soxs favorite dilla album is clearly donuts.

He's almost certainly been told to play 80% until he's moved. It's the smartest thing the Sox have done all year.

Sox appear to have been good with that as well.

how the f*** do you find yourself on this message board, in 2024, and still call the guy roberts? I'm legit thinking it must be almost impossible. Anyways, Sox about to lose again and get back on pace for 125 losses. HISTORY!

We have negative war from the position players and a wRC+ team of 78. Yea the bullpen sucks. So does the offense. That's half the fucking game.

This is so good. Manfred, who took over this guy's brain?

This s%*# is awesome man. Powerful stuff. Reggie Jackson went off.

He's got a way to go on that one. maldonado line is below .100

Back on base for 42 wins.

Sheets is getting closer and closer to the mendoza line.

How many times have we been shut out headed into the 6th?

At times it's like an alien is trying to train an AI to call a baseball game. He spits out non sequitars and stupid catch phrases equally.

Here comes the march to .490 baseball!

Lowering Robert's value instead of just eating Beni's remaining salary in the offseason would be such a White Sox fan murdering style move.

Ha somehow I've never seen that one. Frank has a hole harem around him there, amazing.

We have -2.1 fWAR from our position players and have a wRC of 78 as a team. We are talking about lipstick on a pig here.

Seems like an obvious planted article from a team or GM interested in trading for him. NFL draft style. The salary stuff was laughable. Like 15 million a year for any non Sox or non Athletics club is anything more than ashtray money.

And that's a white sox back on record loss pace loser!

damn good contact at least for vaughn.

bummer we don't appear ready to play .490 baseball from here on out.

was stone describing pitching there, or something else...