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BIG DICK MENDICK!

Grossman is out there jogging.

Big dick Danny!

White Sox:

I predict cannon will get hurt if they let him wear this.

Vaughn taking an inside fastball the other way for a soft lineout is everything wrong with him. Pull the ball, elevate the ball, deposit that pitch into the bleachers. This is how it's done.

ELEVATE THE BALL! Jesus.

Here comes our Silver Slugger to clean it up.

He tried.

You can cancel the post game show. Sadly, not the rest of the season.

I'm going to throw something at the TV if I see much more of Lopez's 85mph popups.

batting practice.

He's touching 95 but he's getting lit up because he doesn't have a put away pitch and throws it down broadway too often. There was nothing in his minor league numbers that suggested he'd have much success.

Might as well just pin that to the top of every game thread until the 3rd or 4th inning.

What percentage of innings have we gone down in order? 90%?

Fletcher and Lopez would be nice players for a DIII team looking to win the league.

Our catcher once again having a hard time catching the ball.

vaughn once again just awful footwork.

Meatball turned into a DP, thank god.

Gonna be a long night.

This is insane man. Our half of the inning must be 20% to 80% time wise.

Sheets back to his slowpitch swing.

Should be 1-0, not that it matters.

and right down the middle. cannon is cannon fodder. should never be up here.

f*** THIS TEAM. HIT THE CUTOFF MAN.