chitownsportsfan

White Sox had an xBA .169 today.

I know you aren't going to s%*# where you sleep but any argument that absolves Getz of blame for the lack of overall org talent isn't going to fly. He was part and parcel of it.

Look at these yts, running around, catching it!

What was the mood in the stadium like?

White guys! Amirite!

Loyalty is the lowest virtue but in our org it's the most important, including over being good at your job.

Holy f*** this is almost verbatim what the Hahn Defense Force would say in his defense. Guess what, if he doesn't think his bosses are any good or are hamstringing him -- he's free to go work somewhere else.

Getz also needs to ditch the sportcoat and oxford look. I associate that with douchebags.

I should have gotten that OU of -62.5 when it was out there.

sox hit one ball today over 300 feet.

What was his job prior to being GM?

Literally the only thing that matters long term is the pitching rehab guys showing out, so in that sense it was a good game. But anybody that thinks this team is going to surprise is a fool. We're just going to lose 100 games 3-1 or 4-0 instead of 6-3 or 9-6 like prior years.

Moncada will be traded for a bag of balls.

We have zero walks, announcer talking up our plate discipline.

Benitendi is the biggest contract the Sox have given out. PUKE.

That was laughably bad production on the outro.

One hit through 8 innings, nobody past 1B, and announcers talking up the defense. You have to OUTSCORE the other team, not just prevent them from scoring.

It's fun to be with you guys on opening day and watch Sox baseball but man this offense might be the worst in our lifetimes. It's going to get old fast.

That was a nasty pitch. More like that. Good job getting out of it. NOW LET'S SCORE SOME RUNS!

Kopech is so fucking bad.

Terrible hitting conditions right now. Surprised Stone hasn't pointed it out, that's his thing.

Kopech isn't effectively wild, he's just wild.

Some unknown reliever fiddling with his hat instead of warming up is a great visual for this season.

"what's fun about this team is how many question marks there are, how many things could still happen to make this an incredible season for the White Sox" Are you serious? This new guy is a dolt man.

What in god's name has happened to Kopech? He misses glove side by 6-10 inches on the regular.