chitownsportsfan

This season is going to be fun.

lazy, incredible laziness. Couldn't even be bothered to shuffle once and flip the hips for an easy double play. That's just incredible.

Get in front of teh fucking ball.

Good thing they moved Yolmer back to 2B for his defense! FUCK THIS FRANCHISE.

WTF is Renteria thinking letting him go this long on opening day when he's o bviously fucking got nothing in the tank and is coming off a season where he missed time with a bum shoulder?

game's over, just get Eloy up again before I leave for the bar to watch an actual fun good team in Michigan.

Replay sucks.

I'll take credit for that reverse jinx TYVM.

This offense looks moribund as usual.

I mean nice range but that is Eloy's ball.

Enough with the excuses make the fucking play.

JFC Tim.

Oh that's easy MB's behind the back toss.

Chuck reading the body language of Eloy, that's incredible insight /s

He needs to realize he calls 162 games a year and just play it straight once and awhile. There will be plenty of 10-3 deficits in July where he can go wild with his tangents and silliness.

Credit to the scouting report that had him positioned perfectly as well.

I'd say it's a mild lather. Dave Stewart wouldn't even consider it a shine really.

yea little bit, up to 93, and he's got a nice lather working.

Nice play TA!

wtf was he looking for on 3-2? A slider, shitty approach. We'll take it.

blah.

Looks nice and compact with his delivery and on balance. Good to see. Hopefully he can ramp it up to 94-95 eventually but otherwise zero complaints.

Eloy Time!

Nice pitch Carlos. Nice K. Velocity is down tho.

armside fastball miss, drink.