Milkman delivers

You SOB, I was coming into this thread to derail it with this exact question ?

This joke was gold. Screw you guys!

Just making a joke about how people keep updating this thread with Burger’s stats and how the trade has been lopsided so far.

Tim Anderson’s least favorite anime is One-Punch Man.

Burger has hit 6 home runs through 8 innings so far today. Don’t look into it, though. It’s a double header and they’re not broadcasting the first game.

Truth be told, I’ve never turned away any pizza. The worst pizza I’ve ever had was still edible. As for frozen pizzas, just gimme a Jack’s. Not as filling as I’d like, but still my favorite. If you guys are close to the park (though probably not at a game), gotta get yourselves a Phil’s. Make sure it’s well done. I’d strongly suggest beef and bacon, or beef and sausage. Get giardiniera on both.

You ever have pizza in the Boston area? Garbage. I’ll take Little Caesar’s over that.

Or maybe it’s that everyone else sucks so bad that he looks decent in comparison. This obviously excludes Robert.

That’s pretty much where I’m at. He’s not good, but he’s actually better than what I thought he was. ?

I’m coming around on Vaughn recently. I’ll give him that.

Yeah, but the taxes…

Who were the untouchable players according to the FO again?

Good point, but I also don’t trust these guys to make a good trade anyway. I’d prefer they be even worse next year to push them even closer to making wholesale changes.

Why, so he can pad his stats in a contract year while the Sox are gonna suck? He could’ve done that while the Sox were supposed to be contending. f*** him.

Deep cut. I loved that movie, but still a distant second to Muppet Christmas Carol.

They’re stupid, but not that stupid. They already know why.

I was going to say this as well. He’s been here since 2015 and goes out to bars every night, and he still hasn’t picked up the language?

Or they just know how things work in the current culture. He was credibly accused of something, so he did it. Like someone mentioned before, he will probably get interest again in a season or two as long as he just shuts up and pitches well.

“It’s outrageous, these salaries. Babe Ruth made only $80,000 in his highest salaried year!”

I hate defending another scumbag, but false allegations are commonly made, especially when involving custody and such. This whole guilty until proven innocent thing is so out of hand anymore.

But who is Theoden and who is Wormtongue? It could work both ways.

I walk to the park when I go to games. It’s extremely easy. A lot of times I want to go just to enjoy the weather. I’ve been to one this year, and it was free. I was going again later this month, but got rid of my ticket when Getz was announced. I used to know several friends and relatives with various ticket packages. None of them have packages anymore. There’s one guy who I vaguely know through other people that still has a package. That is it. Don’t know what else we can do to force change. Apparently nothing.

? I guess I could’ve saved my rant by just reading the next couple of posts first.

There’s no road to contention any time soon. What aren’t people understanding about this? JR fucking admitted that we’re not gonna spend money on free agents, so any signing is going to be someone we’re hoping will bounce back. The only way to possibly be back into contention immediately would be to sign absolute studs to huge contracts. It’s not happening. That doesn’t mean they shouldn’t trade some of these pieces of crap like Moncada and Anderson. People just need to understand that it’s not going to cause the team to be good.

Sounds a lot like a domestic violence relationship. Which is about right.