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Miguel Olivo Rocket Arm, Mind of a Scientist

if the sox had good offensive sabermetrics, hawk and stoney would love sabermetrics. I love sabermetrics

Stoney says that Hawk is going to be on board for talking sabermetrics this year. That would be a great gimmick if Hawk just created his own sabermetric once a week and gave a short description of it. "You wanna talk sabermetrics, I'll tell ya this guy has one of the greateast (Insert Hawk's Sabermetric) in the game. this guy, 85% of balls hit into the field of play are accompanied with the crack of his bat resonating throughout the entire Stadium. Infielders get bug eyed when they hear that sound, cuz they know they gotta be on their toes when they've got bullets like that coming attem. Mercy. And maybe he is already doing this, but in more of a formal way, so everyone can prepare for it. Like if it you knew it was coming every 7th inning.

I've heard from multiple sources that historically, players that have undergone Tommy John surgery have performed much better in their second year back. I'm hoping this is the case, cuz John Danks is the s***

I'm happy with the rotation if Danks is healthy and ready(sorry I like john Danks, f***n sue me). If it turns out one god damn person on our team can hit a baseball into the field of play, only then would I risk spending on a pitcher.

That would be epic if Tanaka created a half hour show on ESPN to announce the decision. And during the show Paul Konerko and Michael Jordan woud pitch the White Sox, and then an immediate rebuttal pitch by Kerry Wood and Sammy Sosa. And then if Lebron came to The White sox we could rejoice!

I thought Alexei Ramirez was going to hit 25 home runs a year and be a perennial MVP candidate. I also thought Dayan viciedo could hit a baseball through a brick wall. This still may happen. It is up to abreau now to appease my love hate relationship with Cuban whitesox players.

Now he can bring her on the plane during road games.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jan 13, 2014 -> 08:46 PM) If you guys were in the best 1000 people in the world at something, I am sure you too would be making millions. This

QUOTE (Chilihead90 @ Dec 27, 2013 -> 09:21 AM) I wish we had a thread about what we think Hahn's Next Move might be, then we could all figure it out together. Once the thread gets over 5 pages it becomes difficult to find the information you came for. Aggravating to read through all the nerd arguments just to find out who the sox are going to pick up. But that's what makes it a forum.

Why is there doubt about him making the 25 man roster? Who will beat him out at third?

QUOTE (greg775 @ Dec 8, 2013 -> 05:38 AM) This talk of AJP being a prick amuses me. Do you know how many assholes are in professional baseball?? Who gives a f*** if he nixed the girlfriends? I'll take 20 AJ's on my team any day and maybe my team would win something. Sox missed him GREATLY IMO last year! Cheers. God damn sensitive assholes.

I should have specified. I would say the over under number is 10. I'm saying comeback/ garbage time fastballs let him reach 17

Over under on dongs next year? 17

Lotta guys say Hawk, What exactly is TWTW? I ask my golfing buddies "have you ever been shakin over a straight in 5 foot put for $50.00, and then wonder how in the hell you made that putt? That is TWTW."

And I thought the end of the season might create a topic change for once...

awkward.

Loving the truth positivity around here.

QUOTE (pettie4sox @ Aug 22, 2013 -> 02:00 PM) I think the Sox will win another WS before the Cubs do. That's going out on a limb

Too soon, But hell yah

QUOTE (greg775 @ Aug 18, 2013 -> 06:28 AM) I can't believe my love of the Sox is still getting questioned with "troll" accusations. El Rockin is the most optimistic Sox fan ever, beyond belief, and yet nobody calls him a troll. I just praise him cause he's so optimistic. I think Dick Allen is the only one who has mentioned some of my opinions actually turn out 100 percent correct yet my haters bring up the "troll" stuff occasionally. I promise you I bleed White Sox colors. I'm with you Greg. The chance of one high pick is not worth rooting for losses. Nor is it worth losing, from the sox standpoint. I wish it was. It would be an easy way out. For me the only way it makes sense is if the sox are going to suck this bad for multiple years.