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QUOTE (BigSqwert @ May 5, 2009 -> 10:16 AM) They ripped off that scene from the Bruce Lee flick. figures. Im done

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ May 5, 2009 -> 09:46 AM) Or install a maze of mirrors in your bathroom...similar to the one used in Enter the Dragon. I was thinking more along the lines of Conan the Destroyer(or was it Red Sonja?), where the monster is in the last mirror and you have to destroy all the mirrors...... whoa did I get off track there

Two segments last night had me laughing out loud, Santino/Kelly Kelly/Chavo was hysterical, even Santino was having a hard time keeping a straight face(and his accent), and Festus out-singing Jillian was up there as well.

QUOTE (scenario @ May 5, 2009 -> 09:42 AM) As I reread this thread, I can't help but think... Wow, amazing what a 3-game losing streak can do to some fans. doesnt surprise me much anymore. Remember the long losing streak that concluded in Toronto last year? Total meltdown shortly thereafter(as well as during, and a little bit before)

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ May 5, 2009 -> 09:18 AM) That doesn't take away from them improving, it takes away from them winning games. There's a distinct difference between that. That said, I did say with Carson they have a chance at being .500. The previous 4 seasons with Carson as the QB, they went 8-8, 11-5, 8-8, and 7-9. I'd say .500 is within the realm of possibility, even without TJ. They did sign Laveranues Coles, who is still a pretty solid receiver, and they have a bit of talent among their WR corps. Not to mention they also have Chris Henry who is as good as any WR when healthy(or is that not suspended?), and Chad Johnson. They are fine in the WR dept

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ May 5, 2009 -> 09:21 AM) Well, then we're back to the argument that Ozzie is a miracle worker/master motivator to get anything out of this threadbare talent, and Walker and Cooper should have lifetime contracts. Where do you pull this s*** from? Who ever made this argument?

QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ May 5, 2009 -> 09:06 AM) Do you all have mirrors in the shower or something? How the heck can you shave without looking in the mirror. I at least need the mirror when I'm trimming around my sideburns, which I keep very thin. get a plastic shower mirror at a dollar store.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ May 5, 2009 -> 08:42 AM) That's ok fellas. One day your body will start to 'change'. It's called puberty. after that they can participate in the electric razor thread

I dont remember the exact quote, but when DD was Caesar and Comicus was doing his standup and made a fat joke, that was hysterical "Did he just make a joke about a pig?" "Yes sir, I believe he did sir" "Do you think he meant meeeeee?"(with mouth full of food) "Yes sir, I believe he did" "KILL HIM!!!!"

I still think that David Bowie was perfectly casted as Tesla.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ May 5, 2009 -> 07:01 AM) And Lillibridge is right next to him staring like a deer in headlights with the bat on his shoulder. Lillibridge is still thinking about the proper way to miss the ball completely on a hit and run

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ May 5, 2009 -> 06:59 AM) I jumped to my left to avoid the chair and all of a sudden he fell on top of me. Damn you Kenny Williams! KW is looking down at you from the open window with that smug "I told you so" look.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ May 5, 2009 -> 06:56 AM) Dammit. You just fell on me. Well at least you didnt get hit by the chair too

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ May 5, 2009 -> 06:31 AM) Who the hell do you think you guys are? The logic police? EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!!! I just threw my chair through the office window for effect

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ May 5, 2009 -> 06:17 AM) Thank you. I love this over the top stuff, its hilarious. OMG WTF WE HAVE NO CHANCE!!!!! Please, we're a couple games out, in a weak division, despite having a number of key players missing time, all of whom are recently back or will come back soon. The 2008 team was under .500 later in the season than this. What? Im already lookin ahead to 2012(maybe). The next 3 - 5 seasons should be ignored, and a chicken little thread should be created after every loss

QUOTE (LosMediasBlancas @ May 5, 2009 -> 12:09 AM) Very solid film none of you will ever watch: 'Sunshine Cleaning' false

QUOTE (Jimbo's Drinker @ May 4, 2009 -> 07:57 PM) Lillyflower and Pudsednik hay U schpelt dis rong, plees carrect

I like how baseball players are acting as drug dealers. And a good portion of them are current or ex White Sox players(McCarthy, Eduardo Perez, Sandy Alomar, BA)

QUOTE (qwerty @ May 4, 2009 -> 02:44 PM) I can't wait to hear hawk. The new scoreboard is crazy awesome, I have to give them that http://cdn.wn.com/o25/ph//2009/04/02/7d750...ec13-grande.jpg Here is a pic of it without the crowning

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ May 4, 2009 -> 03:15 PM) Their coach is Dusty Baker. I've counted them out. Dusty may have his faults, but he has had a lot of success in the majors as a manager, too much success to just dismiss his team because he is the manager

QUOTE (nitetrain8601 @ May 4, 2009 -> 02:03 PM) Stacey is hilarious. I think him and Wayne Larrivee would be great. Neil often got names wrong, especially in the beginning of the season. And he wouldn't even state what was going on the court correctly. he was able to slide on that sort of thing when he was on the radio because nobody could see it, now it is plain as day. And it is pretty bad too, he is often VERY wrong

QUOTE (Jimbo's Drinker @ May 4, 2009 -> 01:44 PM) Ill do more to join the inside circle as we go forward. it will probably help you avoid embarrassing situations such as this

QUOTE (Jimbo's Drinker @ May 4, 2009 -> 01:24 PM) I really have no idea what your talking about. "series" is an inside joke(sort of, most posters know it by now) from a thread, and that thread was nominated for thread of the year

QUOTE (Jimbo's Drinker @ May 4, 2009 -> 01:13 PM) Yess, I kuld knot beau more serious I cannot believe you dont understand the reference Did you vote in the "Best threads of 2008" for the Soxtalk awards?

QUOTE (Jimbo's Drinker @ May 4, 2009 -> 12:58 PM) Can we change the subtopic of this thread? That would be SERIOUSLY awesome! are you seriesly asking us to change that word to the correct spelling? series?