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QUOTE(whitesoxin' @ Jan 6, 2006 -> 06:47 PM) I just called my Cubs fan friend and told him Jesus was gone. He was not a happy camper. Jesus?

QUOTE(DukeNukeEm @ Jan 6, 2006 -> 06:21 PM) Ken Rosenthal on Philly DNL reported it. Wow. The Cubs just decided to pay Zambrano alot of money, because he is going to be holding out an upturned palm and expecting it to be filled with green, ASAP. Philly is going to have a pretty good team if you ask me, their rotation could be pretty damn solid. I have to believe this is another panic move by Hendry to just make a trade, just because.

QUOTE(elrockinMT @ Jan 5, 2006 -> 06:13 PM) I believe someone famous once said, "It ain't over till it's over." I believe Kenny said he wasn't trading Marte too. After the season was over? When? I thought he said that midseason, but I never heard anything after the season

QUOTE(YASNY @ Jan 6, 2006 -> 03:25 PM) Apologies for misunderstanding. I thought you said that Bobby V had said that. My bad. But, Bobby V has been spewing some crazy s*** lately, so I thought .... This is true. LOL, Bobby V has been spewing some crazy s*** lately

QUOTE(santo=dorf @ Jan 6, 2006 -> 03:54 PM) Hmm, I recall my dad saying the penalty was a firing squad. The article I posted says that there wasnt enough evidence to give him the death penalty, but who knows what happens.

But I thought Urlacher was the most overrated player in the league?

QUOTE(YASNY @ Jan 6, 2006 -> 03:11 PM) Jenks has topped out at, what, 102 mph? So this guy from Japan throws at 107 mph? Steinbrenner would kidnap him and bring to NY. Where the hell is Sid Finch when we need him? Should I have made my post in green or what?

In best Superfan voice "I installed a sink in my kitchen with three* spouts." "Three spouts? For what?" "Hot, cold, and mild sausage" *three is pronounced "tree" in superfanese Chicago just has too many great places to eat. We cant help ourselves.

QUOTE(tonyho7476 @ Jan 6, 2006 -> 10:12 AM) I mean really, who hasn't been charged with child molestation in Vietnam? This guy is defintely a sicky. Dont forget his child porn conviction in England, and getting permanently expelled from Cambodia for untold reasons. Mr Glitter likes to run where people dont know him, thats for sure.

QUOTE(Dam8610 @ Jan 6, 2006 -> 01:44 PM) Gooch hits a GW Grand Slam to save the Sox from going DOWN 0-2 to this joke of a team? :puke After reading this assessment, Bobby Valentine released a statement:

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Jan 6, 2006 -> 12:05 PM) Lets break this down. Translates to: I called into WGN radio and tossed out my Tejada to the sox idea like every other goofy fan that calls into the radio. Now Kaplan said the sox arent interested. My source is andytheclown of 11 posts on soxtalk. He said his dad is one of the owners so it must be legit. Maybe his dad was mad at him or something and gave him bad info. Kaplan thinks that his Cubs crappy propsect is gold because of course he works for WGN. Baltimore wants all crappy cubs prospects. And outfield of Pie and Patterson will bring respectiblility to the Orioles. LOL I will comb more webboards, maybe Andytheclown1 is going to post a response. I need to get my details quick. I went on NSBB and there was a slew of great material for trades. That Felix Pie is the next Barry Bonds. BTW on MLBtraderumors.com they have a post a rumor. I want to make up a rumor to send him, my source is my fathers barbers sisters boyfriend who worked as a security guard at the cell, who once tackled a drunk who knew Willie Harris(you know a great source) that the Sox are trading Borchard and Broadway, and Uribe for Tejada. LOL, great translation SSI71

QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Jan 6, 2006 -> 01:24 PM) Dan Patrick was reporting this and made fun of Childress because he said "I coached in 4 consecutive NFC championships and a superbowl last year. I watched the Rose Bowl last night, and I coached in 3 of them". Dan said it was bizarre that he said he watched the Rose bowl, as if that's a qualification. It's not a qualification, Dan, it's a segway to say "been there, done that". DP is such a moron. FlasoxxJim, add him to the list of morons. I heard that. Dan was taking half of a sentence and making it into a statement. I thought it was really stupid too. It wasnt like Childress said "I watched the Rose Bowl, therefore I think i am qualified to coach the Vikings." which is what DP made it out to be. Must be a slow day for the showkiller, so they are making something out of nothing.

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Jan 6, 2006 -> 11:53 AM) So you're telling me they're in the market for Borchard? Borchard for Jorge Julio, Tim Byrdak and John Parrish. straight up. Come on! You know they would do this deal for Hendry.(notice the lack of green)

QUOTE(nitetrain8601 @ Jan 6, 2006 -> 11:33 AM) Bingo. No no no, we are talking about Andytheclown, not Bingo the Clown.

QUOTE(daa84 @ Jan 6, 2006 -> 11:26 AM) I dont understand why everyone wants to discount this mlbtrade rumors guy just because andy the clown had a similar rumor a few days ago Yeah, I want to discount a guy who uses messageboard material as sources for his MLB trade rumors. Sorry, I like my sources to be a little more "in the know" than someone who cruises around team websites deciding which rumors are plausible or not, and posting them as if they heard it from the horses mouth.

Brand New- Deja Entendu - Your Favorite Weapon I cant stop listening to this band. I get in a mode where I dont want to listen to anything else, and I think I have hit that mode.

Supposedly will be announced today, Childress to Minnesota http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/foot...r.ap/index.html

I swear that new poster Andytheclown wrote this statement almost verbatim a few weeks ago.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10730569/ Wherever this guy runs, it looks like he just cannot stop himself. Great pic on the MSNBC website too, looks like he really put on his nice sunday outfit for his trip to court.

QUOTE(ChWRoCk2 @ Jan 5, 2006 -> 08:29 PM) The Red Sox were on it, I still have the issue. Really? What date was the issue? I googled for different issues in October last year and could only come up with the two I mentioned

Ouch, this quote puts the Cubs evaluation and developmental skills in perspective.

QUOTE(SoxFan562004 @ Jan 6, 2006 -> 01:29 AM) The Jenny Finch thing with her pitching to MLB players on the weekly show is misleading IMO as well. If the MLB players warmed up for a few minutes they would hit her well. To back this up, when Finch was on Kimmel's show they had her pitch to Jimmy and Cousin Sal, now they obviously struggled, as I would, but the guest that night was Warren Sapp, who, while not a baseball player is a professional athlete. He fouled her off immediately, and not tippers, he was fouling them straight back. He was also doing this in dress shoes. On a side note, this obviously flustered Finch and she attempted to throw him a change-up on about the 6th pitch to fool Sapp, but it didn't work. Ummm, no. Jenny Finch throws hard. Really hard. Jimmy Kimmels show isnt backing anything up. If Jenny Finch stepped in with all of her game against whoever stepped in the batters box, there is a good chance she would win. She may not throw just as hard as a man, but she throws from closer and you dont have as much time to decide to swing or not then if it had been a mens ball from MLB pitchers mound distance. Besides, what does womens Uconn BBall playing HS mens BB teams and Jenny Finch throwing BP to Jimmy Kimmel, Cousin Sal and Warren Sapp have to do with Womens Hockey or your theory that any mens team(at any level) could beat any Womens team(at any level)? You were doing better with your hockey argument, dont bring in hypotheticals from other sports.

I just checked, Oct 11 was Randy Moss on the cover, Oct 25 was T.O. and Donovan McNabb, hanging out cuz they are boys

It would be interesting to see the ESPN magazine that came out before and after the 2004 World Series

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Jan 5, 2006 -> 07:35 PM) Marte 1.2 IP and 0 BB? This simulation is null and void. LMAO, that is too funny.