QUOTE(YASNY @ Aug 27, 2005 -> 03:54 AM)
Chisoxfn's last girlfriend: C'mon babe, we've got about 3 hours. He's watching the White Sox again.
Chisoxfn: (2hrs 20 mins later) Ah Ha! Caught ya in the act!
Girlfriend: What happened? I thought the Sox were playing.
Chisoxfn: Buehrle pitched tonight.