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You are supposed to put sarcasm in green... I sincerely hope that was sarcasm

I think dirty work was Norm McDonald and Chris Farley...I love it when Farley is motivating the skunks or whatever were in that cage...frickin hilarious

Yeah, Risky Business, I have no idea why I called it dirty work

What about the Son of Sam, would it be fair to send him into a pen with foaming pitbulls

Really, so it isn't bad at all? For some reason I always just figured it was a sin...and actually masturbating while watching porno is probably a sin, so I am still screwed... The surgeon general promoted masturbation, that is good enough for me And about different places for sex, I think I will be like Tom Cruise in Dirty Work and try having sex with my girl on the stairs and the El. Of course because of my locality in the country it would have to be on the subway, but hey its underground, so anything goes...right?

I actually think pretty highly of Borchard and his chances. One scout in a baseball magazine I read put it best when he said that Borchard is a very smart player and he will make any necessary changes to succeed. I am not sure about Rauch, I like to think back to that start against the Twins last year, but can he ever perform on a consistent basis? I would have ranked him #3 though. I am probably the only White Sox fan that is not sold on Honel. For some reason I just have not bought into him yet. I would have much rather seen KW draft Heilman, and I don't think Honel will make it as a big time starting pitcher. He will be a back of the rotation guy, in my own humble opinion. Mind you that I have never actually seen him pitch, I just have that opinion based on things I have heard and his numbers

The image of Carlos Lee playing with one of those old gloves that looks like a big leather hand makes me laugh

That is amazing...22 years in the wall, I would have probably just come out after 2 and hoped for the best. That is probably the most amazing story I have ever heard. Too bad he won't make any money from Hollywood, how are you supposed to make a movie about a small little hideout. Nothing interesting happens there.

Remember the YMCA in Lagrange...the stench might be a little stale, but the hobo's love to give newcomers first dibs on the shower

If I am still masturbating after I am married I will be very disappointed...because that would mean my wife isn't that hot, or that I have some sort of strange obsession with my hand.

I remember that game, by chance I happened to be watching it while walking on the treadmill, and I remember Steve Stone repeating over and over 'what a shame'... Obviously the most famous Anti-Cub radio call was Ron Santo's 'Oh No!!!' believe it or not I was in 6th grade listening to that on the radio while taking a crap after coming home from school...If I wasn't taking a crap I would have jumped for joy at Brant Brown's blunder.

Freshman year, doing it before going to sleep became a routine for me...that is when I cut back for a while and then started doing it at different times and stuff. I didn't enjoy it when it became a routine.

I actually like Encarnacion more than Pierre. Encarnacion can play CF too. Too bad he strikes out so much. Wrong Florida team, but I too am rooting for Tyner. I have felt bad ever since he was demoted the day before Jason Tyner bobblehead day at Tropicana Field

Wisconsin owned stores and businesses can be thankful that Bears fans aren't as hostile as those damn waterpolo diehards.

As far as I know, as long as you are complete homeless trash the Lagrange YMCA is there with open arms

Probably, Florida has no reason to hang on to anybody if they are offered some talent. I don't think Pierre is the answer, though. A national league type guy if you ask me. But hey, you never know.

The Lagrange YMCA, you can spend a few nights there.

If the spurs had to win it like they did, I am glad Robinson got to have a great game

interesting way to analyze your parents relationship... where in Europe are they from? At least you have an interesting story to tell about the way your parents met. Mine just met in college...I'd rather not know anything more than that

why, he is out grabbing boobs of course

The old man she married is long since dead, and I think he was in his late 80's. This was before Anna Nicole Smith found the wonders of Sara Lee too. She was damn hot before she began eating so damn much. Now she looks like a fat slut. I won't necessarily keep to my own age, but probably withing 5 years of my own age. 40 years difference is obviously absurd

How old were your parents when they got married? Did the men like the women inexperienced? I hope that doesn't give you any sick images of you mother and father's early relationship, but just trying to learn a little about the world.

I will leave it, I have never been a fan of pesimism and negativity...especially when it portains to somebody's life.

When I first saw that I didn't think that was that bad, then I looked at it like this. She is a senior in highschool (or just finished being one), you are out of college now the difference seems more apparent

I will never forget Karkovice's inside the park homerun, lol, I should write that in as my favirote moment