Greg The Bull Luzinski

Shoeless Joe Jackson needs a statue.

QUOTE(chimpy2121 @ Apr 18, 2007 -> 09:35 PM) Haha, I just noticed his name is spelled wrong in the thread title too. Based on these results, I am going to suggest that we continue to misspell his name.

It should figure that this would happen when I decide not to watch the game. Oh well, I will make that sacrifice for the team. In fact, no watching or listening to games for a while for me. Congrats MB!

Freddy's first start is PPD again. I am starting to doubt the existance of Freddy.

I would be much happier if the article mentioned that other players were actually watching the scouting tapes. The problem mentioned in the article is one of the more frustrating problems with this team that needs to be solved.

QUOTE(fathom @ Apr 15, 2007 -> 02:50 PM) I don't think it was a blatant violation today. I'm only going to do it for games that don't need an explanation for why it made the list. That's probably a good idea, otherwise it will get too long.

QUOTE(fathom @ Apr 15, 2007 -> 02:48 PM) Yep, played probably more baseball in this weather than just about anyone on here. The offense also sucked in Oakland for the most part as well. You don't think AJ's bat speed has slowed down? He looks the same as he did last year at the end, when everyone blamed it on him being tired. Fathom, you need to update your violation dates in your sig. Man is your sig going to be long this year.

me--> "Learn how to manage a$$ hole!"

CORPSEBALL 2007

AJ can't get an RBI unless it bounces off his elbow.

Ozzie's press conference will include repeated sound bytes and rehashed quotes from him explaing why the sox have suck for the last year and a half. Ozzie is like a broken record.

But can Aardsma hit?

QUOTE(fathom @ Apr 15, 2007 -> 02:06 PM) We have three minor league caliber hitters in our lineup. What makes this worse is that the alleged major league hitters in our line up are just as good. And the good news about about major league hitters is that they have big contracts and are not going anywhere except for maybe Dye.

Drilling Sizemore in the ear would force the White Sox to be fired up with the bench clearing brawl that is certain to follow.

Crede should go in the locker room and yell at himself for sucking today too.

QUOTE(shawnhillegas @ Apr 15, 2007 -> 01:38 PM) the indians announcers think the sox are terrible. Won't find many decenting views here.

Hawk's excuses are almost as tired and lazy as the Sox bats.

QUOTE(chisoxfan79 @ Apr 15, 2007 -> 01:26 PM) he can go 10 or 11 today He might try throwing right handed today. That might give us a shot.

F@#$ just need to get that out. our offense sucks major ass.

GREG WALKER WILL NOT BE FIRED THIS YEAR OR EVER AS LONG AS OZZIE IS STILL THE MANAGER. Sad, but true.

On the plane ride home, the team should be made to watch the last 2 games Clockwork Orange style.

This seems worse than yesterday's Suck-fest. White Sox, "Thank you sir, may I have another" -->

Time to get the troops rallied around the fight song. Hope this works. I'll try anything to beat C.C. Thunderstruck

Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it Snow