Everything posted by southsider2k5
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Mt. St. Helens News
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6092368/
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GO BRAVES
Bravos jump out with an early 2 run yard work by DeWayne Wise. top of the second inning from the Urine Confines. Kerry "Norweigen" Wood on the mound.
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Mt. St. Helens News
Current breaking news headline on MSNBC "Cloud of white steam seen rising from Mt. St. Helens in Wash. State"
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Greatest and worst moment as sports fans
Best moments. Broadcasting the Indiana High School basketball final 4 from the Hoosier Dome in 1994. South Bend Clay beat Valpo for the state title. Game 1 of the 2000 playoffs, until the end of the game. Sox rally from 7-0 deficit to beat the Cubs. Manchester College playing Wisconson Whitewater for the division 3 national title Worst moments. Illinois Weslyan hitting a shot a full second and a half after the buzzer went off to win the openning round playoff game of the D3 NCAA tourney. 1984 season 1994 season 2001 season
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Great story
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-y...ov=ap&type=lgns
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Some funnies..
OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself! MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. CBS, NBC, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing, "It's Not Easy Being Green." Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, "We shall overcome." Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake. Tom Daschle & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Peter Jennings that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his "fair share." Finally, the EEOC drafts the "Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act," retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government. Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients. The ant loses the case. The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it. The ant has disappeared in the snow. The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood. MORAL OF THE REVISED STORY: Vote Republican....
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Fired 'Apprentice' might hire in with competitor
http://money.cnn.com/2004/10/01/news/newsm...dex.htm?cnn=yes
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Who won the Debate?
No he didn't, Bush looked horrible. It will be interesting to see how the polls take in the debate.
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Steve Stone
Thanks for the recap Like I have said a few times, the stress has just ripped that team apart. They are whining and sniping over nothing. Many teams have that much pressure everyday. This Cubs team just is mentally weak. All of the BS that has gone on this season is just a byproduct of that weakness.
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Who won the Debate?
And the dems aren't? Apu's post came directly off of John Kerry's website.
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Who won the Debate?
Of course you would. The guy was on the Yale debate team. He had an incredible record as a debator. It isn't any surprise to me that he did that well in that setting. Both sides were trying to downplay the debates going in, to try to make things easier for their own gain.
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O's prospect new negotiating strategy
MLB rules against Townsend http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/news/...29townsend.html
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Cops Nab Fake Gynecologist
Ribbie... Standards????/ So confused... Which way is up? Wha..
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Steve Stone
And PR coup. I would love Steve Stone in the booth with Hawk.
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Based on comments in the papers
Yeah, the guy was the centerpiece of the Robbie Alomar to the Mets deal. Yet another overpayment for Robbie :banghead
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The Continuing Decline & Fall of Mark Buehrle
Niether.
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The Continuing Decline & Fall of Mark Buehrle
Just a hunch that proved out.
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The Continuing Decline & Fall of Mark Buehrle
A poster who was banned before, couldn't resist coming back. I guess that shows that Soxtalk is the best... even the trolls can resist us.
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Cops Nab Fake Gynecologist
And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you pesky kids
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The Continuing Decline & Fall of Mark Buehrle
Glad to see you couldn't resist blowing your cover :rolly I luv being an admin HE GAWN!!!!
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Today's the big court date...
Just envision the old man as KW at Soxfest. You'll win for sure
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Who won the Debate?
So we are definately in agreement there... I guess my question on that applies to other people then. He can say it all he wants, that doesn't make it happen. And it won't happen. He is a liar if he saids he can make it happen because there isn't anyone else to supply troops. The UN, France, and Germany have all said that they won't supply troops, even if Kerry is elected. I doubt Bush wants to be 90% of everything over there either. The general he quoted said that before the war started. Now John Kerry is saying it. Great to see his hindsite is still 20-20. But there still is the matter of paying for what Kerry is looking to add. He didn't exactly mention or explain that part, as he almost simultainiously ripped Bush for spending too much money.
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