SSH2005

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb...t=.jsp&c_id=cws

The guy is wearing a NASCAR tie to court... oh.my.god. From the looks of his picture, it also appears that he's missing a few chromosomes. That's the only excuse this guy would have for doing such a thing.

Is Mel Gibson in this movie?

I thought that the Cubs would give Juan Gone another shot since Jock Jones can't hit lefties AT ALL. But they signed another washed-up bum instead, Marquis Grissom. I guess they wanted the all French outfield -- Marquis, Pierre, and Jacque. Dusty is going to love Marquis. He's ancient.

That still has to be the worst decision ever by any player in baseball history.

Even the Twins wouldn't touch him and they could have used him in RF or as a DH. It's pretty obvious that the entire league probably views him as a washed-up roider. Except for Jim Bowden of course. When is Juan Gone going to get a job?

In hindsight, that was probably one of the best things to happen because Hermanson took over the closing duties soon after and went on a tear.

At least we get to see your avatar a bit more.

Well, once he couldn't stick the needle in his arm anymore you knew it was going to happen.

Added by aboz56: http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2332063 http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/...391/1002/SPORTS

They really do look a lot better. They seem to blend in much better.

http://www.suntimes.com/output/sox/cst-spt-sox08.html

Pretty sad. Don't the Democrats realize that everytime they look completely insane in the public that they are hurting their chances of getting their guy or gal into office? No one wants crazy people running the country.

Oh, I guess I'm the perv.

You are a sick, sick young man.

If you don't like my posts, put me on ignore instead of ruining a thread with completely unrelated comments like the one above that are simply intended to bash posters. Your lame insults just end up ruining threads. I never once mentioned you in this thread so I'm not sure why you feel the need to bash me.

I would eat her toe jam and belly button lint. Sorry, I had to try to top you.

Hehehehehe.

Beat me to it, haha. I would not be surprised if KW picked him up.

Yes, I could. May as well wait a couple months for the guy to release some opening day rosters though.

Not everything is about you. I never once mentioned you in this thread. Not sure why you feel the need to ask me stupid questions in a thread about the Red Sox begging for Roger Clemens. Once again, this is a White Sox board, not a Red Sox board. I think that fans begging for the return of an aging pitcher IN A PLANNED VIDEO is pathetic. Sorry that you disagree.

Sounds pretty pathetic to me. "Please Rocket, PUHLEEZEEE!!! Schilling's arm is going to fall off any day now, Beckett gets more blisters than a chronic masturbator, and Clement is a coward. We need you!!!"

D-Backs close to signing DaVanon http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/5313510 $525,000 for DaVanon. Not bad for a solid fourth outfielder that can play every outfield spot. The D-Backs can platoon Byrnes and DaVanon in CF for a season until Chris Young is ready in 2007. By the way, how did Timo ever get a million dollars?

You can't take the trash out of white trash. Man, Britney hooked up with a hillbilly and has been downhill ever since.

You're such a stud! By the way, Adriana Lima blows both of these women away.