The M-80 really pissed me off. They said a fan "assaulted" the umpire. It looked more like he fell and grabbed him to hold himself up. Yeah, it wasn't cool, and yeah, the umpire was in a somewhat dangerous situation, but you want to talk about "assault?" That's what happened in Oakland with that M-80. Attempted man slaughter. Hardly any news on that at all.
But, it did happen west of the Mississippi, so I guess ESPN doesn't give a crap.