Rex Kickass

What's with all the puppy stomping bashing? Can't someone crush puppies in peace? Geez! PUPPY STOMPERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!

Academian. Lol.

So far, it seems OK... Not a huge disaster - some damage, but no loss of life. Here's to hoping it stays taht way.

This is a great big "Who cares?" for most of the people I talk to. Of course, I now live 60 miles from the nearest city of any consequence (Grand Rapids)... so unless someone's gonna bomb the fields near my apartment, I ain't worried.

I mean really, we haven't been to the Final Four in like 3 years! Last year, we only made it to the Elite 8! Really! Unacceptable Seriously though, this year's team looks bad. Not just cause they play teams over their head. Just look bad. It's gonna be a long winter in East Lansing.

Heh. Chances are they don't have many actual Weaponized WMD... chances are they have some Nerve Gas and maybe some bio or nuke dev programs.... that aren't too far along. With the embargoes finally being lifted on Ghaddafi for the Pan Am bombings, Gaddafi is eager to ressurect his s***ty economy and solidify a grasp on power that he might view as shakier than earlier.

Before anyone says this a surprise move and a reaction to war in Iraq, this has been years in the making. Libya has been looking to return to the International Community since the late 1990s in an effort that the UK has been mostly leading. Just so ya know.

I dont wanna know how you know that.

OK... to stop with any more jokes. Stupid The Cheat. Strongbad wouldn't make those jokes. Anyway, about three summers ago, my ex and I were making out in the basement of his mom's summer cottage. I was staying there for the weekend and we were in my room... We were cuddling and were going to get into bed and as we were making out, I pulled back the covers and dozens of baby mice flew out the bed. Apparently, one of the pillows was turned into a nest. He freaked out. I thought it was kinda funny.

I'm debating sharing how mice ruined sex for me once. I know, I'm leaving a hanging curve ball. Sheesh.

I want a party van... more than I want Nomar.

HEre's the thing with these though. I lived in an apartment that had a couple mice. Old house, to be expected, etc. There were also bats in the attic and walls. I plugged it in and the bats went apes***... meaning I freaked out because so much noise from the walls. EEEP!

There's an enough?

I'd be pissed reading that if I didn't just make the same joke before reading yours. Or something.

I thought that was my title anyway. ZING!

Michigan is a right to work state. Means they can s*** can you at the drop of a hat. And suing your employer in radio means you are done with radio. You get blackballed 9 times out of ten. It's only worth it, if you can make an assload of cash from it.

Look at all the protests the government put out alone when Iraqis paraded US POWs on TV. If we are better than our enemy, we have to be better than our enemy. Period.

The other side of the coin is the company I used to work for, Citadel Broadcasting. They just fired a morning guy for having cancer. He revealed it to them after he was recovering and seems to be on the mend. Cancer seems to be gone. But he's fired anyway. Anything to save on insurance I guess

Having a strong standing army is the goal of any major nation's defense department. This should be no exception. We are the biggest baddest muthaf***as on the planet right now, which means we oughta have the biggest baddest muthaf***in army there too. However, using military force to affect change in a preemptive fashion is irresponsible, dangerous and just plain wrong, ethically and morally. Just so y'all know. Since Saddam's capture has been announced, there have been 4 suicide bombings in Iraq, 27 more Iraqi Security force members dead. If your living in a modified Latrine Pit with a stash of 750K, candy bars and hotdogs, something tells me that you aren't that involved with an insurgency. Just a hunch.

Finally.

"the Bea Arthur Memorial Fan Appreciation Award" - WinoDJ Oh BeaHave! HA! I kill me!

How bad is this crop of candidates when I long for Bob Dole to be back in the race?

I interviewed Kurtwood Smith on the air (2000) Kurtwood Smith was in Crush, The (1993) with Andrew Airlie Andrew Airlie was in Trapped (2002) with Kevin Bacon

To all the people who mentioned me in the posts, yes I do rock. And my funniest, no longer open to comment post was: "Don't worry, I wouldn't f*** you with Bea Arthur's Dick." And as for Oldest posting female: I'd like to nominate myself. I've always thought of myself as the porno version of Estelle Getty. Errr. wait. Maybe I've said too much.... how about that local sports team?

I am definitely one of the best 1,209 posters on this board.