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QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Oct 23, 2006 -> 07:32 PM) Well, I do believe that's taking it a little too fast, don't you? that's so wrong.... Jim wins.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Oct 24, 2006 -> 05:27 AM) I like the guy for about 2 songs, then the melancholy bores the s*** out of me. i agree. there are other artists that accomplish the same thing, but produce better songs... dennison witmer would be my first choice.

chicks always like it when you call them baby, babe, mama, woman...etc. Try using them in combination as well, for added effect. I would recommend adding some padding "down there." I mean, girls stuff their bras to fake us out, why not return the favor? am I right? i totally am. I would also recommend finding your top 3 favorite colognes....and then mix them together. I mean, A) she's gonna know you're money cos you can afford 3 colognes rather than 1. B ) You'll smell 3x as good as you would if you just use 1 cologne. The final tip I would give you is try to flirt with other girls constantly through your date, because once again, she'll see all the girls checking you out and totally want to get with you. GUARANTEED TO SUCCEED. I followed those simple rules and man.. and damn, that's how I landed my boo.

QUOTE(Greg The Bull Luzinski @ Oct 22, 2006 -> 01:18 PM) He is certainly the overexposed torch bearer of the mixing of politics and rock music. The problem with Bono is most people really don't care about his opinions. as opposed to Lennon? War is over, that's about all I can remember John talking about. Perhaps it's in the way you approach things? Perhaps it's the time and place? either way, Bono and The Edge > Lennon and Mccartney as people and as musicians

I was thinking someone was looking to date a guy heavily covered in jalapenos and baisting sauce healing animals when I saw the thread title.

QUOTE(Steff @ Oct 23, 2006 -> 08:24 AM) http://www.melissaetheridge.com/news/ Melissa and Tammy Etheridge are delighted to announce the arrival of their son Miller Steven and their daughter Johnnie Rose on Tuesday October 17, 2006. Tammy and the babies are in excellent health. Statement from Melissa and Tammy: “The creation of life brings about immeasurable love, and pours hope into the future… The joy will help carry us through our upcoming sleepless nights.” Congrats to them. And here's a rare and exclusive picture of the father. follow the link of the picture.... jacks's cooter shop.com??? makes sense they'd sell that product, I guess.

QUOTE(Greg The Bull Luzinski @ Oct 21, 2006 -> 05:52 PM) I would prefer to rip out his vocal cords and cure his visions of gradeur that make his think he is John Lennon. Bono doesn't think he is John Lennon, because that would be a step down in just about every way.

Jeff Buckley??

QUOTE(Texsox @ Oct 21, 2006 -> 06:02 AM) Because we have to get tough in the schools and liberal teachers and administrators can't be trusted to make judgements. So we teach to standard tests and make certain that no one gets hurt. dude, in the right amounts, hot sauce can turn any pubescent teenage boy into a chemical weapon factory.....

my bathroom...all week...I've had the flu....enough said.... in case anyone agrees... but even scarier..... ok, I get New Orleans, but Hanford???

the snl sketch with chris farley on the japanese gameshow came to mind....It be funnier with an american on the end of the line with tears streaming down his face

please tell me someone in the background had a cymbal and a snare drum close by. uhhhhhhhhhhhhh? my oriface is next to the toilet. somewhere a future platinum selling rapper was just inspired to change his name from maurice jamal thomas.

thank God boone didn't have that ghey haircut from the second season...the long feathery chick hair? can I get an amen?

frank miller is producing the film...I imagine it'll be close to the story.

QUOTE(Rex Kicka** @ Oct 18, 2006 -> 02:22 PM) Whoever has their hand there right now.... I'm giving you 30 minutes to stop! I was expecting a much shorter number....

Anyone else get hit yet? My body was screaming today from both ends. I haven't puked in years.

300 Trailer Sin City was graphic and bizarre and awesome and horrific at the same time. Different director, but the movie looks AMAZING. any fans out there?

1) Allentown (ABE), I never had a problem with Pittsburgh either 2) I hate newark, philly, cincinatti (weird ass terminals), IAH (houston) can be great and suck too. 3) Continental sucks because they have so many delays, but it's nice to get dinner on the plane. 4) see #3 5) Mine was a combination of last thursday (12 hours total travel time from Newark to Houston) and monday (13 hours total travel time from houston to newark) blech. 6) I've been holding off on this story because I need someone to confirm if they've ever seen this before....but.... Over the summer miss PA and I were flying philly to houston, I never have to use the restrooms on airplanes, but I did this time. As I'm walking back to the back of the plane lavatory, I notice in row 25 (the last row that juts up against the stewardess's prep kitchen, there are 3 people (1 adult in the aisle seat and 2 kids) completely covered in blankets head to toe. I couldn't believe my eyes. They were completely still, but you could 100% tell they were people. So I do my thing and come back to sit down, and miss pa gets up to go. During our criss crossing, I fail to mention the blanket people. As she tells it, because the airlines are so quick to match all of their interior decoration (blanket color with the seat color) she leans right on the adult's shoulder. She froze up and ran to the bathroom. Later we share our stories as we tried to speculate what the hell was going on. All we remember is that it was really cold on the airplane and one of the stewardesses apologized for the temperature and let us know, unfortunately, that all of the blankets were taken up. I wish I had my camera phone handy..... BIZARRE.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Oct 17, 2006 -> 03:23 PM) A joke only a mother would love* *see PAs Sig my mom hates anal sex jokes..... seriously though, you wanna go camping?

anyone see the trailer for "300"..... hol-y-crap.

I rented infernal affairs for tomorrow night....we'll see how it stacks up. My buddy said that there were scenes ripped right from the original. I really enjoyed it, for the record. I would agree that the story, film making got sloppy as the film wore on, however. solid A, regardless.

*crickets* this reminds me of a joke.... the punch line ends with, "you wanna go backpacking?"

and to think... Texsox and FlaxseedJim account for a couple hundred love chidren a piece.

can someone PM me if there's a spot open for a league?

QUOTE(Rex Kicka** @ Oct 12, 2006 -> 01:20 PM) How awesome would it be for the chance to plant my seeds across Australia? I just threw up in my mouth a little....