Capn12

Nice inning, Ruiz.

Why are we Ric Flair'ing in the crowd? I must be getting old, because I don't get the reasoning....

1 run game, and we have to use Crick then Ruiz. Woof

Glad we did what we always do: bust out in 1 inning, then take the rest of the game off.

Cricks pitches are just swirling right over the plate. We need some at'em balls.

Oh hey, we have an Adam Engel

Hey, is Eloy hurt?

Leury always finds a way to get in.

Guess we felt bad for scoring those runs in bad weather conditions, so it was only in the good spirit of sportsmanship, that we give them a chance to get the runs back. TLR, always thinking about the purity of the game.

Hello, HOF baseball person?

Hello, bullpen? Hope you're ready.

Think Keuchel is hitting his wall.

That Jake Burger, he's so hot right now.

Ouch

Nice pick by Jose, and run down by Harrison.

Raining, I know, but man, Ray getting pummeled.

Burger crushed that one, man.

Well this is.......some rain.

Eloy, gracious that sounded like a bomb.

I'm up for a rainout ANYTIME Dallas Keuchel is on the mound.

Always good to win a game where the pitching matchup 100% didn't favor us, on paper. Lets hope we split the next 2 games, somehow, assuming Jim Parque, Jr loses tomorrow.

Velasquez > all, clearly. Now tomorrow, we've got....Keuchel?!?!

Right down the middle, jesus Liam.

Garbage