Texsox

It doesn't matter what they say. I'm going with anything good is Katz anything bad is Tony. Easiest thing to do.

Modern life is hard. When Tony was growing up you had to gather around the victrola and hope a tube didn't blow.

I have the video off. What does Verlander look like?

This team treats any injury as top secret. Fans will know nothing

I thought they just said an upcoming promo is a fuck it hat. I'm thinking that's perfect for this year. My wife just explained it's a bucket hat.

Sad but true

Bottom of the order kicking our ass

Baseball is the only sport I can listen to an audio feed. Football was made for TV, baseball for radio.

Are the fireworks so you can get out of the lot easier with a lot of people staying? That's usually my plan.

The "we hate everything he does" explanation is the front office forced him to or he sobered up. A "let's assume he isn't a total idiot" explanation is he was trying to shake things up with guys underperforming. Fisk once credited Tony with helping him break out of a slump by moving him up to 2nd in the order. We also don't know what minor injuries they were hiding.

If we pay him Garcia money people may think he's still good.

We had a great guide. Just amazing. There is a whole other city from that side.

When I brought my wife to Chicago for the first time she wanted to do all the tourist stuff. I was a bit appalled at the thought. We did a river tour first and I was in full tourist mode for a week. We had a great time and I learned a lot about the city. I have refused to take her to a Cubs' game. I have my limits.

Because Tony never tries to pull a miracle out of his ass.

We're so sorry if we caused you any pain

Or they need Tony to say something stupid.

How many different networks have carried at least one game this year?

Or D. ESPN Thank you and ESPN

I wonder if MLB is blacking me out on this game because A. I subscribed in Texas B. I'm currently in Springfield? C. My cardiologist told them I am suppose to take in easy.

Remember when he was amazing for Chicago Cubs

Or just Y As in Y aren't you playing better?

But you're a bad ass ninja warrior with lightening hands.

I have a 36 gallon tank. $140 was my last fill. I'm pulling a trailer and getting 9 mpg. Oil companies love me this summer. That 5% rebate my credit card is giving me will add up.

Starting in the 1990s the gun industrial complex realized that hunters were a nice market but they could sell millions more by selling to the rest of America. They ratcheted up the advertising and within a couple years they dropped hunting related ads to about 10% of their overall budget. The most iconic ad of that era appeared in Ladies Homes Journal. I forget the handgun, Baretta 9mm probably, it was sitting on the kitchen table with the tag line Home insurance. Companies are getting rich by making Americans afraid. Drug testing companies manipulate Americans into believing most people on assistance are drug users and we ought to buy millions of their drug testing kits. States discovered that most folks on assistance weren't drug users. We stopped locking up non violent drug offenders. The for profit prison industry convinced Americans to lock up undocumented workers. Another nice group of non violent offenders that they can profit from. There is a lot of money to be made by making America seem full of problems.