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That last line has gotten me through some tough times.

If it were any other manager I would agree they deserved a second chance. I'm certain @Balta1701 will run the numbers, but it seems like now we're near the top in injuries to key players. No more road trips. I wonder if he'll fly a few of his friends in to help him rehab.

My condolences and prayers seem so shallow and meaningless with your loss. Sorry.

Angela heading into school?

In 1973 Wilbur Wood started both games of a double header. Earlier in the year he started a suspended game and the regularly scheduled game and won both. The game has changed.

To replace Tony? Yes. To pitch? Not worth thinking about.

Damn.

To substitute for the normal Sox game I suggest picking up a piece of Ikea furniture and trying to assemble it in the dark. It's about as close to the frustration level as I could think of.

I'll look them up. Thank you.

3B Leury Garcia 2B Leury Garcia RF Leury Garcia CF Leury Garcia C Leury Garcia 1B Leury Garcia SS Leury Garcia LF Leury Garcia DH Leury Garcia P Leury Garcia

You are an ingenious gentleman. It is one thing to write as poet and another to write as a historian.

Here's the #1 song from the day Tony was born A mule is an animal with long funny ears Kicks up at anything he hears His back is brawny but his brain is weak He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak And by the way, if you hate to go to school You may grow up to be a mule

Bummer. I can only imagine that stress.

Lol welcome to an off day.

It's awesome the family is with you at least. Better than stuck on there alone. When does your wife report back to school?

P.S. Mrs Keuchel you are about to discover that ironically only an organization as horrible as the Sox will have a major league roster spot for your son.

If it were any other franchise . . . Even if they make the playoffs, I really hope he retires. It's embarrassing watching him. Falling asleep was just another straw on top of the other last straws. We'll have a giant parade in Tonyville, CA. He can be mayor for the day. Maybe most of the 360 residents will come out to watch. It's a fitting end to his Sox tenure.

Interesting she didn't mention the drop in his spin rate after MLB cracked down.

At the minimum if he does fall asleep he won't roll off the bench.

She's not way off although I wonder what Cease's mom thinks of the organization?

Many prescription medications carry warnings about drowsiness. High income white men over the age of 80 have a 91% probability of taking one or more medications. So maybe he just needs a little Red Bull and Viagra to get up for the game.

Players have walk up music, I think Tony needs a little wake up song. I propose a seventies classic Kid Charlemagne by Steely Dan. It tells the story of someone's rise by supplying drugs and their inevitable downfall after folks stops using the drugs. Hey Tony, is there gas in the car?

Congrats. Senior year is the best.

Did you take the bag off? I'm glad you saw a good game.

@Greg Hibbard after reading your post I really wish I could go back and start this thread with . . . . . . I'm tired of dealing with my disappointment by bitching about the team and organization. It's really about dealing with the most disappointing team in decades. This is suppose to be fun and entertaining.