Texsox

I forgot about that one. Better than car jacking and where to find masks.

Multiply Greg by several million, toss in some great Madison avenue targeted marketing, "Here's Your Man Card", and you understand the gun problem in America.

I thought it was worse in the 90s.

He's an easy guy to like.

Best thread Greg has ever started.

He's looking like an athlete who wants to play in the MLB. He's about thirty over?

I kept thinking he was close to some breakthrough.

Menechino will fix him just doesn't have the same feelings as the old Coop will fix him.

Be nice or he's quitting and going to Japan.

And that's arguably the hardest thing to fix.

I'd be worried they would run and hug me. Then we both have gas on us.

Drove nine hours today to a Casino campground in Oklahoma. Figured a little dinner then take the shuttle and play a while. Damn shuttle isn't running anymore. I don't want to unhook my travel trailer so thank you for the free campsite, I'd like to play, but can't. I guess I'll fuel up here, I feel guilty not offering something. Nice sites for an overnight. Dead flat and level.

I was driving all day. I couldn't post and drive. But as soon as the whole level five self driving thing is real . . .

If you truly want to stay positive and be optimistic here are a couple thoughts. We know Tony hides minor injuries and, for example, who is available to pitch at any given moment. I don't believe it's unreasonable to believe the team will get healthier and Tony will make better moves when he has the options. Yes he's past his prime, but he's been on the winning side of more World Series than anyone on the roster or in the front office. Some of his blunders may have been unannounced injury driven. Players don't usually fall off the cliff. We have a lot of guys slumping early. To get back to average, they may all get hotter than Texas asphalt in summer by September and October. And we have the easiest schedule coming up.

They will take my car when they pry the cold . . . Nah, I'll give it to them. Not worth the risk of fighting or pouring gas.

Hall of Fame even. Nice win today.

He'll fit right in.

I wish him the best of luck. He won't be able to surprise anyone anymore. After the monster start pitchers found his weaknesses. It will be harder for him if he makes it back up.

Perfect for Parkman

Let's start Dodger talk just for Jack.

Here is an opportunity for the greatest comeback in franchise history. And we'll miss it. Goodnight y'all

Imagine when he doesn't need it, but begs the doctors for one so he doesn't have to return to this dumpster fire.

Remember when we swept a series and played four good innings against Houston? Yeah that was the high point of the season.

Plus awful and hurt.

Let Tony pitch, I'd enjoy watching that.