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QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Feb 25, 2005 -> 09:38 PM) I closed on a house today! Now it's paint. paint, paint, so we can get moved in. The $#*&%$! property taxes are going to be TRIPLE what the MLS and the tax appraisers office suggested they were going to be, because of a newly enacted way of screwing new homeowners and making the initial taxable value assessment at essentially 100% of the selling price. Time to get that part-time pizza delivery job I guess... News out of Florida today. A teacher has been arrested, not on child molestation charges, but on an elaborate plan where his students were deliveriing pizzas and all the tips went to him. Yes, he was pimping pizza delivery drivers to the local pizzarias. In an attempt to fit in and disguise his well know appearance he wore a hat

:headshake Nice to see conservatives still trying to define news into their own definition. If it makes fun of liberals and says they're right, THAT'S NEWS! Everything else is just propaganda. The Soviet Union had that style news. I guess Conservatives do like some Communist things, like a press they can control and the weak minded public that results. Conservative wet dream. No one believes the press, only the GOP network. Judges cannot overturn any law. Just all Gop all the time. No ethics questions about Delay, no Watergate, no arms for hostages problems. Conservatives think they need to their guns to protect them from the government, yet they are destroying the real things that prevent the government from turning on its citizens. The press and the checks and balances in our system. Conservatives live in a country that they believe is half filled with pussy liberals as Nuke has said. Isn't that sad?

A Cub fan suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the Cub fan is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!" The Cub fan replies, "Shut up, you're next!" just saying . . .

QUOTE(southsideirish @ Feb 25, 2005 -> 10:23 AM) Maybe, but he is right. That Canseco's life is in jeopardy and someone could kill him? I really do not think that is the case. Who would order the hit? Selig? McGwire? Jason? Bush? OK drop the last one. Balco employees? Hell Grisom would have that one unraveled in 30 minutes and then we could watch 30 minutes of gratuitous cleavage shots of Catherine.

QUOTE(YASNY @ Feb 25, 2005 -> 12:35 PM) Damn. I didn't mean to start any s*** here. I just thought it was funny. No s*** started. Seriously, name a bigger rivalry in baseball? I thought it was funny too.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Feb 25, 2005 -> 01:27 PM) Nice to see Syria is willing to whore themselves out to the US. Isn't that how we want the whole world to act towards us? We give you money, you agree and do what we say? As this guy mentioned. He would say anything and sign anything to make the torture end. How reliable is this information?

QUOTE(TheBigHurt35 @ Feb 25, 2005 -> 01:10 PM) Of course, but there's no need to imply that Protestants exist only to denounce the Pope. I understand the history behind the schism, but the idea that the entire presmise of being Protestant is to denounce the Pope and the beliefs of the Catholic Church is antiquated and misleading. Most Protestants I know don't feel strongly one way or another about the Catholic Church. I agree. The point I poorly made was Protestant Churches all have doctrine that disagrees with the Catholic Church in this area. I certainly did not want to suggest that was the only reason those Churches exist. I did want to point out the two belief systems cannot co-exist.

I was thinking about songwriters and wondered if some of the greatest lines in music would be slightly different. How about The words of the prophets are written on the bloggers screen . . . or . . . just take those old MP3s off the drive . . .

QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Feb 25, 2005 -> 08:37 AM) Some real good advice being shared around in this thread, I've definitely taken something out of it. My two cents. As it's been pointed out, practise makes perfect. Any tips on spelling and making a professional appearance??

QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Feb 25, 2005 -> 01:06 PM) At my last job, I wanted to design a smoke detector that plays either "Burnin' Down the House" or "Put Out the Fire" - Queen with the buzzing sound (UL mandates smoke detectors to have this). They wouldn't let me. LOL. A father noticed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate the boy into focusing more attention on his schoolwork, the father said to his son, ''When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.'' The son replied, ''When Lincoln was your age, he was The President of The United States.''

Since they didn't arrest him, but did send him for an evaluation, my guess is he did it on purpose but they think he wasn't really aware of what he was doing. I wonder if he's a Talking Heads fan??

Rose are Red Violets are Blue I'm in Love But not with You!

Man Burning Cards From Girlfriend Sets House On Fire

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Feb 25, 2005 -> 12:23 PM) I'm well aware of all that. I'm not saying the Sox-Twins rivalry is bigger, just that the Yanks-BoSox rivalry is overhyped non sense. Is there a bigger one? I can't think of one.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Feb 25, 2005 -> 12:01 PM) Wait a minute, so on one hand we are saberrattling the Syrians to stay out of Iraq and Lebanon, but on the other we are using them as torturers for hire? How does that work? Its not like are terms with them that are condusive to using them to interrogate out problems for us. Something doesn't add up there. If the country had been say Turkey or Afganistan, I could see it, but Syria? The only country less believable is Iran. Syria has been linked to this for a long time. Here is one article I remembered. I think we had a thread on it a while back. Linked here with more info

Oops. Sorry. How about a nice souvenir Statue of Liberty and Torture, the home game? Mistakes happen. Maybe if we have to beat and torture some Canadians to keep ourselves safe, we have to. I honestly don't know how he was caught up into this and if perhaps he is guilty and we just couldn't put a case together. I feel sorry for the guy and do believe we may have over reacted a bit in our post 9/11, we are being attacked from every where thoughts. BTW, he's Canadian, how much torture could it have taken to make him talk? I hope he told them he was Muslim so he could get the US military lap dances and leather bondage treatment.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Feb 25, 2005 -> 10:31 AM) Actually on the surface that is a very true statement. If the Pope isn't legitimate, it makes it a lot easier for a schism to take place. I wasn't thinking of this from a marketing perspective, although that is true. Witnessing to never were, only by Baptism, or never will again Catholics is lucrative ground for Churches. I was speaking more to the major theological split. But thank you for helping to clarify and amplify one of my points.

QUOTE(TheBigHurt35 @ Feb 25, 2005 -> 10:16 AM) That's just a ridiculous "we're better than you" statement. :rolly My words are failing me here. Like a rule of physics that no two object can occupy the same space in the same time. I didn't mean to imply a better better than you statement. Protestants do not accept the Pope and his role. How could they accept And be a Lutheran, Methodist, Presbyterian, Latter Day Saints, etc? Maybe I'm not being clear, but imagine of a Methodist Minister said that yes, The Pope is necessary for our Salvation, he is infallible, and is above all Methodist Pastors and is the vicar of Christ on earth? They would run him out. If you accept Catholic doctrine on this, you must be a Catholic. If you are a Protestant, you must reject this doctrine. I do not see a way to integrate both.

http://www.suntimes.com/output/mariotti/cst-spt-jay25.html LMAO

QUOTE(Athomeboy_2000 @ Feb 25, 2005 -> 09:32 AM) This is what I found in reguards to what the LCMS (Lutheran Church Missouri Synod) believe about the Pope.... The Pope Denouncing the Pope and a other beliefs that Catholics hold, is the only way Protestant Churches can exist, so this isn't much of a surprise. If they agreed with Catholic doctrine concerning the Pope, they would have to shut their doors or hire a Priest.

Very Sick Woman moved for Wacko Jacko

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Feb 25, 2005 -> 09:19 AM) It gets debated by man. It doesn't change anything. Sadly, that is true.

Kittle, that may have been even dumber than Canseco :headshake

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Feb 25, 2005 -> 08:50 AM) He's right, explain to me how there is a rivalry, when it's so one sided? Ok, let's see here, Yanks 27, 28 World championships, Red Sox um, hmm 1, 2 ? Could be because they are always meeting in the playoffs instead of ultimately meaningless games in July? Could be because of a minor player in baseball history Babe Ruth, and the Curse of the Bambino? Could be because Boston and NY are two of the biggest cities in America and reasonably close to each other? Could be because the Evil Empire has won all those Championships and that pisses people off more than two mediocre franchises trying to win the Upper Midwest Series each year instead of a World Series? Could it be that if Minny - Sox was really a historic rivalry we would have a Nuke_Minny and not a Nuke_Cleveland