Hey, he at least tried to shoot something first . . .
The pet store should have been tipped off when he said he was looking for a rabbit that would feed 12. Now there is a season on rabbits in most states, and I have had rabbit stew at German and Czeck restaurants. Now that I own a pet rabbit, I would have a hard time eating one. But that charming Guinea pig is more of a rat, and there is no way I would knowingly eat a Guinea pig.