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QUOTE(SoxAce @ Jan 12, 2008 -> 10:29 PM) Next week, the Colts will shock the world. No, no way

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QUOTE(almagest @ Jan 12, 2008 -> 10:33 PM) I'm sure the White Sox are trying to get rid of Uribe, but Ozzie realizes that if that's not possible, he'll have to use him somehow -- besides as a super-sub or defensive sub, pushing Richar for the starting job at 2B or working in a possible platoon against LHP (where Uribe has 4 more points in OBP and slugs almost 30 points higher for his career... not much, but it's something.) might make sense. Though one of Uribe's few strengths, his arm, is wasted at 2B. Realistically, I think we have to realize there probably aren't many teams that want to give much, if anything, for Uribe. His offensive numbers are absolutely putrid. His only saving point is his defense, which probably relegates him to a defensive sub role. I doubt any team will give anything of value for a defensive sub. Anyway, back on topic. I say pass on Bartolo Colon. It's obvious he still has lingering medical concerns, otherwise the Mets would've signed him, and I think we're better off giving Danks, Floyd, et. al. a chance instead of spending money on a guy who in a best case scenario will only be a shell of his former self. As I said in the Lohse thread, we already have guys who can post a 4.50-4.75 era, and they have upside at least. Colon is seriously overweight, on the wrong side of 30, and has thrown a ridiculous number of pitches in his career. No thanks. You are very hopeful, that's all I have to say about that.

And for god's sake, you gotta treat her like a sister .........

I want an over door

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Jan 12, 2008 -> 08:12 AM) Why dont you just go for broke and superimpose the nipples on Bonds and put the rainbow in the background. It will truly be the best of both worlds. because the universe would implode

QUOTE(scenario @ Jan 12, 2008 -> 01:59 PM) I read somewhere recently that the Dodgers have had 18 third baseman since Adrian Beltre left after the 2004 season. Maybe Crede ends up in Dodger blue? That would mean they'd be looking again beyond this year. Or they'd just hand the job to Andy LaRoche, which is probably what's going to happen anyways.

What can I say, I love nipples

I really like the Eldred pick up. He basically seems like Chris Carter, except in AAA, older, and a little proven to be s***ty at the MLB level.

QUOTE(max power @ Jan 9, 2008 -> 02:04 PM) Really? They make me want a sandwich. You're current sig, that's nightmare worthy. Yes. I have awoken in a cold sweat, being chased by two giant nipples on a man with a rainbow towel. Just envision that, and you'll probably try and run into the nearest closet, merely hoping they walk by. I have also run to Barry Bonds in a White Sox uniform, and he battled the giant nips. Bonds always wins though, and then sticks a needle in his butt.

QUOTE(max power @ Jan 9, 2008 -> 01:54 PM) Ban. You know what, I still see your old sig with sausage nips daily on another board. I still laugh when someone complains too. The legend is growing. I am quite glad I no longer have to see that sig anymore. Those nips still give me nightmares.

That's what a trunk is for you moron. Seriously, I have never once in my life thought of putting booze under the front seat of my car.

QUOTE(The Critic @ Jan 9, 2008 -> 10:17 AM) Why the f*** do you feel the f***ing need to drop the f***ing F-bomb, ya f***??? f***in a

QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ Jan 9, 2008 -> 12:30 PM) Kenny should be doing his damnest to out do this and get Roberts for the Sox. This guy would fit perfectly here. Wonder if McFailure isn't trying to help his old squad out a little though. Gallagher, Marshall, and Cedeno is a better package than the White Sox can offer right now.

QUOTE(A's fan @ Jan 9, 2008 -> 01:57 AM) whats with the bonds sig? He looks good

Culpepper did not look good from what I saw out of him this year. If the Eagles cut McNabb loose, that should be the top option at QB; otherwise, I'd take my chances on Rex or Orton. They could also trade for Losman and help relieve some of that burden from the Bills. Not that Losman is any good or anything.

Even amongst the steroid and HGH allegations, I still really do like GMJ. Fantastic defense and a solid bat; if he could be had for very cheap, I'd be very OK with it. Now I really begin to wonder if KW is actually thinking about a PK trade. I'd read recently where he said he hadn't talked to Anaheim since the winter meetings. So, yeah.

QUOTE(max power @ Jan 8, 2008 -> 08:45 PM) De Los Santos will probably be a pretty decent reliever. Sweeney is still young enough to have a solid chance at being a starting outfielder but not quite of Swisher's caliber, and he showed talent before injuring himself last year, but I expect gio to fail. Those are just my guesses. The move to Oakland I think will really help Gio's development. I don't think he fails at all. In fact, I think he's the safest bet out of this bunch. And, at this point, I think Ryan Sweeney is completely hit or miss; if he can show the bat speed and strength to turn on that inside pitch or hit for power the other way, he's going to be a stud; if not, I see him as a 4th outfielder.

QUOTE(Soxy @ Jan 7, 2008 -> 04:17 PM) Pffft, brown noser. Eff you Mods and Admins. I fart in your general direction. You just farted in your own general direction.

QUOTE(hitlesswonder @ Jan 7, 2008 -> 03:17 PM) SEA wouldn't trade either of Jones or Clement for Konerko let alone both. The Sox might be able to get Wlad Balintien (sp?) and another lesser prospect or something like that.... I'm not sure there's a player on the Sox right now that would get Jones away from Seattle, let alone with the addition of Clement. The absolute only reason I hate hypothetical trade ideas is because of how little some people understand value from both sides. Otherwise, they are pretty fun to look at.

QUOTE(NorthSideSox72 @ Jan 7, 2008 -> 02:58 PM) I'd be pummelling you right now... if you only lived somewhere less remote and more appealing than Bismark, North Dakota. Like maybe Baghdad. Yeah it's pretty much Backwoods, USA. It gets cold here and I still think its nice out. Which is weird.

QUOTE(IowaSoxFan @ Jan 7, 2008 -> 01:46 PM) I am not sure why everyone is penciling in Dye in RF. At this point in their careers Quentin is probably the better RF. You play Dye in LF this season and move him to DH next season after Thome walks. Thats why I would like Morales back in any deal for PK, he can step in at first base next season and move Swisher back to LF and gives you another switch hitter. Conger would be fine, he is a little injury prone, but has a good bat. I am not sure he will ever be any more defensively than AJ is now though. We could drive up the stakes a little by negoitiating with Seattle. They need a DH and are opening to trading Adam Jones. A package of Jones, Clement, and low level spect would give the Angels something to compete with at least. Jones and Clement for Konerko would take Anaheim out of the running.

So I just got my teeth whitened, which is worse than being an Iowa State fan. It'll look good in a couple days, but it hurts so goddamn much right now.

QUOTE(joeynach @ Jan 7, 2008 -> 12:24 AM) Word through the media is colon cant hit above 90 on the gun and also wanted 2 years at a minimum of 9-10 per year. So no thanks. Colon is absolutely goddamn crazy if he thinks he's getting 9-10 per over 2 years. He might get that for one year from some dumbass team, but that would even surprise me. I see a Matt Clement type deal for him.

QUOTE(Jeremy @ Jan 7, 2008 -> 02:18 AM) Look no further than the Chris Young trade: the consensus in baseball is that Young is a highly promising young player and we got hosed in the deal but many White Sox fans still adamantly defend the deal. The fact that Javy put up an ERA under 4 really tends to help that cause. And Javy put up an ERA under 4 in the AL Central. What's your point? There are two sides to this story; the only reason the Vazquez deal looks bad right now is because the Sox are bad; if the Sox are good, and Javy's a big part of that, nobody even looks back on this deal. It's a huge winner of a trade. That's what hurts most about the deal; it's not that the Sox lost Young, it's that they got a semi-expensive starting pitcher when the team is seemingly not going to be good by the end of the decade. That's absolute bulls***. How many people went crazy about how much the Sox gave up for half a year of Freddy Garcia? Beyond that, people were pissed off about the Vazquez trade, and that involved ONE prospect, not THREE in comparison to the Swisher deal. Most Sox fans understand value; they differ on whether it was the right time for such a move, but they generally can tell whether the Sox gave up too much or too little. It's not always a good deal; you know that that's a garbage statement. What they are saying is that the Sox pitching prospects generally don't pan out well; can you blame them? Jon Rauch and Gary Majewski are among the few traded prospects to pan out for another team. That's why Sox fans really don't care about trading pitching prospects. And for every all-star and superstar prospect, you have more who flame out...what's your point? You are merely looking at one side and seem to be completely ignoring the fact that the White Sox do not produce prospects at a very good rate and that when they do produce quite a few prospects, they generally flame out and become nobodies. They've had their share of good players come up through the system, without a doubt, but it's not as if they have been a prospect factory over the past 5-10 years.