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Freaking Refsnyder the next in the Piranha Tradition (TM pending). 6/8 so far on the year, starting out like the Baconator.

It was a graft from Abreu or Kopech's pony tail...maybe we need to trade for Jonathan Gray, he has a mini ponytail or what almost looks like a pig or rat tail, lol.

Now tied with Orioles at 23rd in MLB homers. We don't have to here about how we're last anymore, but still producing plenty of runs. Passed the Tigers and Royals too.

Pineda's just the guy to do it. Which is fine, because we historically struggle against him. Shoemaker must be looking for any excuse to go onto the IL instead of pitching WED.

Yermin vs. the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Donatello'ed into the stands. Did he hit it even further than 485 feet this time? He still has the longest MLB homer of the young season.

45.9 EUPHUS registers at MLB.com Game Day. That's funny. I can at least throw high 70's at age 51.

Especially since he will hit FA one year earlier, great job Hahn, haha... If only we had spent money on some additional depth...we would still have Vaughn in 2027. But we saved $3-5 million in the short term, amirite?

Was dubious about playing him at 3B, but that might even work if we didn't already have Mendick, L.Garcia and Burger, haha. Who needs Carlos Sanchez? ONLY GATORADE/General Mills or Quaker Oats!!!

HOT TAKE: He's going to go on a homer "tear" and end up with at least 5-7 on the season.

Mandick and Nick Madrigal would be the correct answers, followed by PGAer Greg Norman and Fed Ex/DHL/UPS

Updated RS/RA differentials: 1. CWS 73 2. Houston 56 3. LAD 49 4. Boston 45 5. SDP 42 6. Toronto/SF 36 8. TB 20 Cardinals +14, Yankees +11

Darn you AV, let runners in scoring position with less than two outs twice tonight. Stone Pony is coming after you man. He blames you for superimposing the scantily-clad girl in the Twitter picture the other day (celebration in front of Sox dugout, Moncada ACTUALLY showing emotions and not Cyborg.)

Bonus Question: Which relatively obscure Caribbean island was Alexander Hamilton born on (nobody knows his exact birthday/date)???

Biggest Madrigal Fan: Poppy Biggest worrier: Jack Parkman (sorry for two nominations) Best masking policy Cole Beasley impersonation: Greg775

White Sox now at +70, Astros at +56 for MLB overall lead, Dodgers +49.

Got to love SoxTalk, two weeks ago: THOSE WHO WISH TO MURDER...(fill in the blank player/coach) Now, it's THOSE WHO WISH TO MURDER (playfully) our broadcasters. Maybe the Stone/Moncada "controversy" can make it to local/regional/national media as well....? That would make Stone Pony look like even more of an ass, if that's possible.

Just wait until Benetti or Stone say that he looks "older, more grizzled or mature" than most rookies...

Vaughn's our doubles-hitting machine (aka Nick Castellanos) the last month.

He made it look too easy....should have been grindier like Madrigal/Eckstein to score points with the fans at home. Of course, when Luis Robert makes everything look effortless in CF, that's a totally different story.

Should have hustled to get down on the ground with one knee, glove tip touching the ground and prepared to field it with two hands...that lackadaisical non-Tom Emanski and Fred McGriff-approved flashy gold chainsy type of defense just won't fly.

Stone is doing the one thing even JR, Hahn, TLR and Renteria couldn't...unifying the Sox fanbase in common cause against his "Rachel Phelps from Major League the movie" jealous nonsense.

798 OPS Getting closer and closer to the .915 from two years ago, which puts him Top 5-7 in all of MLB if he manages to repeat that accomplishment again.

My friend texted me seconds later....Madrigal's homer was "wind-aided." Haha.

Well, there goes the shutout. Let's not wake up Sano, who's been worse than pretty much anyone in baseball so far. Definitely out of shape.

Jason Bere was the one who always drove me nuts...slower than Mike The Human Rain Delay Hargrove. And now Happ with his (yikes) 38th pitch of the game. Well, at least he's a Northwestern grad, cheer for the old guy except against the Sox (and you definitely don't want him on your fantasy league team).