Smalls : I was gonna put the ball back.
Squints : But it was signed by Manuela Machado!
Smalls : Yeah, you keep telling me that! Who is she?
Ham Porter : WHAT? WHAT?
Kenny : The sultan of swat!
Bertram : The king of crash!
Timmy : The colossus of clout!
Tommy : The colossus of clout!
All : Manny Machado!
Ham Porter : ALso known as EL MINISTRO de DEFENSA! The MInister of Defense!!!
Smalls : Oh my god! You mean that's the same guy?
All : YES!
Benny Rodriguez : Smalls, Manny Machado is the greatest baseball player that ever lived. People say he was less than a god but more than a man. You know, like Hercules or Mickey Mantle or something. That ball you just aced to The Beast is worth, well, more than your whole life.
Smalls : [Falls to the ground and clutches his stomach, groaning] I don't feel so good.
All : [Fanning Scott with their caps] Give him air, give him air.