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From Pulp Fiction, I don't know why, but, imo, this is one of the funniest scenes ever: Captain Koons : The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

I love that movie.

Happy Gilmore : You little son of a b**** ball! Why you don't you just go home? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your home? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS BALL! -And lastly- Shooter : Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say. Happy Gilmore : Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say? Can anyone tell that I like Happy Gilmore?

Happy Gilmore: The price is wrong, b****!!

Nursing Home Orderly : Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today. Elderly Woman : My fingers hurt. Nursing Home Orderly : What's that? Elderly Woman : My fingers hurt. Nursing Home Orderly : Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so.

The one from Happy Gilmore is my of my favorite's of all time: Happy's Grandma: "Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep." Nursing Home Orderly (Ben Stiller, a.k.a. Dan's favorite actor ): "You could trouble me for a warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now grandma!"

Vargas has been really good so far. IIRC, he threw a 7 inning no-hitter just recently.

Congrats, Baj! Kick some ass and show the Sox why you should have been up here sooner.

I don't know man. Is being popular in a school of like 10 people an accomplishment? jk, luv ya heads

OMG, That place rocks! I went there while I was in downtown Deerfield earlier this summer, and it was awesome!

Fox News for me

I was addicted to cookie & cream ice cream for about 2 months, but that ended a couple weeks ago, and now I'm not really addicted to anything.

Sorry. that'd really suck. Thank god we don't have to do that.

I think I'll go with Ray Liotta and Daniel Haigwood (if u consider him a sleeper) right now, but my opinions will probably change by the beginning of next season.

Wow, you guys would really hate my school. There's all this talk of what you guys wear to school and the hot girls at school and stuff, and I don't have to worry about that at all. I go to an all-boys private catholic school, so I have to wear a shirt and tie with pants (never shorts). And, there's no girls to worry about, so you can just do whatever you want without making yourself look like a dumbass in front of the chicks. Also, our guy teachers are cool b/c they'll say stuff (dirty jokes, etc.) that you couldn't say with girls in the classroom. And, to our football games, I wear what I wore to school sometimes. Yes, I've wore a shirt and tie to a football game.

Happy BDay! Hope it's been a good one!

Congrats on an unbelievable season, BMac! It's been great seeing those incredible lines in box scores. Good luck in the playoffs! P.S. If you're in Bham again to start next year, I hope to see you at a game, cause I'll be going to a few when they're in Jackson, since it's like an hour from my house.

wow! That's a lot of people in one class.

Here's the link to that article for those of you who always need proof: http://www.chicagobears.com/news/newsDetail.jsp?id=3329

Wow! That's a pretty big jump to AAA for Lopez. Best of luck to him!

Good job!

I've been in school for 3 1/2 weeks now, and everything is in full gear. I've got 4 tests of Friday that are all gonna suck. They are U.S. History, Art History, Alg. II, and Chemistry. Art History is my least favorite class I've ever taken. I took it b/c all I've ever heard is that it's like the easiest class at our school and stuff, but this year our teacher is being serious and gives up quizzes and tests that are impossible, and I think she's trying to make people do bad. I'm pretty sure I have the 2nd or 3rd best grade (out of 32 people) in our class, and I have a freakin 87. Anyway, this year is sure to be the hardest for me. I do a bunch of HW every night. Sometimes, when I'm lucky, I have about 2 - 2 1/2 hours per night, and I've already had one night where I had 5 hours of HW. Class that I am taking this year are: Honors English U.S. History Church History (I got to a private school) Honors Spanish III Algebra II/ Trig. Art History Chemistry Economics

Happy BDay! Hope its a good one!

Thanks Dan!