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Piss on Ponson. His arm is falling off, and he's not worth the money he's asking. This is a "depressed" market, and only the stupidass Orioles can't figure that out. Let him go back to wherever, who cares. He's a mediocre starter who had one good season (look at his numbers). He is not worth the coin he wants, and I don't want to waste the limited pennies we have in payroll on his frayed arm. He will blow his arm out this season, bank on it. I don't want that to happen in a White Sox uniform. Piss on him.

I read somewhere that alligators and crocodiles attack their prey and kill it, then eat it but really love the brains. The brains of their prey is the equivalent of our "caviar." They really look forward to that part of the prey, even though they are stupid creatures and don't know why. They somehow instinctively know that the brains are the best part of the dead prey. It's a good thing Kenny and Jerry weren't attacked in the Bayou by reptiles. If they were, there would be some really pissed-off crocs and gators. "Where's The Brains?"

Who needs Sullivan? We have "the next Scott Sullivan" in Danny Wright. Who needs Graffy? We have "the next Tony Graffanino" in Juan Uribe. Don't you guys remember anything? We also had Kip Wells ("the next Mike Mussina") and Jon Garland ("the next Kevin Brown"). Don't you guys ever believe what Kenny Einstein has to say? He knows all! I may not "know all" like our genius GM, but I do know this - if he goes into the season with this pile of crap, NO ONE will come to games, Sox fans will revolt, the team will suck a major fat one, and this franchise will go into the toilet faster than exploding diarrhea.

He won't sell. Why should he? He has the Sox and Bulls as his "little toys," like I have my "little toys" - my motorcycle and my boat. Just little toys. You don't need them, you could survive without them, and you could make a pretty penny by selling them. But there's something about "power" that makes you keep them. However, my motorcycle and boat aren't being followed or rooted for by millions of people around the world, and no one is paying to see my cycle or boat. When the motorcycle or boat needs to be upgraded or needs money spent on them, I do it because I cherish my investment and want them to be top notch . Reinsdrip doesn't invest jack s*** into the team, because he doesn't cherish what he has. He just likes to play with his little toys. I hope a slab of the new upper deck falls on his ugly ass.

We've traded away some good talent, and we're losing free agents like a broken pipe loses water. It's going to be a really long dry spell for this team for a long time. We are about to hit a really bad stretch (yes, even worse than we're accustomed to). This franchise is about to hit the skids big time. Dark days loom on the horizon, people. But that's what you get when you have a lobotomized chimp manning the controls. But be sure to go to many Sox games this year! You can't see or hear anything inside that owner's box, but trust me, that's Jerry Reinsdorf laughing and scoffing at you. He won't get one single f***ing dollar from me this year.

Good luck finding those balls. His sack is as empty as his head.

I'll miss Everett the most. He wasn't a "superstar" hitter with us, but he gave us a full effort, played hard, and kept the clubhouse loose and full of fire. Well, the winter meetings are over, and we did NOTHING. However, it's not a complete loss. I heard that Kenny learned a kickass recipe for "Shrimp Creole" that's just killer. Nice way to waste money and time, Kenny and Jerry. Hope you enjoyed your "getaway vacation." Both of you can go to Hell.

We need to take advantage of Dan Evans now, while he's still there. He's desperate. Stick it to him now, while you still can.

LOL!!

A video game is the only way he'll ever even remotely sniff winning 4 games in a season. He's done. Too bad, too, because he had a good arm.

What's so special about our starting rotation? We have Buehrle - had a terrible first half last year. Will he rebound? We have Loaiza - had the first good year of his career. The league now knows him, can he even sniff his numbers from last year? We have Garland - good one game, sucks ass the next. As inconsistent as anyone in baseball. And our 4th and 5th starters - We have - we have - we have ???????? Rauch? Schoenweiss? Wright? Cotts? LMAO!!! Garbage - at this point. Get the Hefty bags ready. Before you throw that stone at the Royals glass house, be sure no one is throwing stones at ours. Our rotation stinks right now, so worry more about OUR staff instead of insulting the Royals staff.

Stick a fork in him, he's done.

I was so psyched this weekend, and now I'm just "blah." Kenny is nothing if not consistent. He doesn't inspire or elicit any enthusiasm in the offseason or regular season. He's a dolt in any time frame, or at any point in the team's season. He's nothing if not consistent.

Rondell White and Fernando Vina - all in the same week? Holy s***, I guess the Tigers will actually battle the 45-win mark next year. Congrats, Detoilet fans. You finally have hope. God bless you, one and all.

Even if Foulke was 500 lbs., his 43 saves would have been really big last year.

They are stupid, DBAHO. They are as stupid as the day is long. I actually feel some positive energy now - they would probably take the Koch deal. However, I still think Koch rebounds next year. Just my thoughts.

If the Braves think for one solitary moment that JD Drew will offset the loss of Gary Sheffield in terms of offense, then I want a huge crate of what they're smoking.

This is a "depressed" free agent market in terms of salaries. Someone forward that huge revelation to the Mets upper brass. Better yet, don't say a thing. Let them suffer in their stupidity and marinade in it. Last place, here they come. The Mutts, so desperate to detour attention from the Yankees, do something stupid yet again. That's why they are the Mutts. Piss on 'em.'

Juan Uribe is no All-Star, but he would be better defensively than Valentin if he broke his arm and played in a sling. If that deal is actually possible, then Kenny had better pounce on that like a cat pounces on a mouse. Unless Kenny's too bloated from eating shrimp and jumbalaya the last 3 days. That's all he's done so far, near as I can tell.

Here's my translation : "I wanted to have some liberties in New Orleans, but my chaperone came down with me to hold my hand, and I can't even piss without him standing over me. However, I got to go to a big city and enjoy great food, great atmosphere, and had a great time! Yay!! Oh wait, was I supposed to talk to other people or something? Ahh, who cares. I love the winter meetings. I hope we go to Vegas next year. All those bright lights and great buffets. Am I supposed to talk to people there too?? Dammit, you're all killing my buzz. I have to take a dump. Mr. Reinsdorf, please let me go into the bathroom alone, please." Kenny The Puppet. Here's hoping he chokes on the strings around his neck. Until this stooge actually acquires something besides "bonus points for stupidity" I've had it. I attend at least 15 games a year. That total will be down to ZERO unless they do something that makes me want to cheer. I will not spend another dollar on that team unless they do something in the next 2 months. Otherwise, piss on the Sox, their owner, and the horse that rode in on him. Fool me once - shame on me. Fool me twice - go f*** yourself, cheapass.

"Fantasy" is really the operative word after reading that garbage. How pathetic. I should apply to baseball prospectus. I'd be their head columnist. How's this - we trade Willie Harris, Aaron Rowand, and 2 A pitchers for Alex Rodriguez (they eat the salary) and Hank Blalock. Baseball prospectus - "COOL! We have an exclusive!" Whatever.

Clemens, even at his advanced age, is still one of the best 25 pitchers in the NL if he comes out of retirement. His stuff is not as dominant as it once was, but it's still top notch. He would win 14-18 games with the Ass-tros if he pitched. And wouldn't that piss some North Side of Chicago fans off. Boo-yah!! It's worth that if nothing else. Just when you thought you were the "Queens" of the NL, you end up being the b****es, er, I mean bridesmaids once again. Let's say the Cubs win the NL Central, and the Ass-tros make the Wild Card. I would love to see a Clemens/Wood NLCS Game 7, where Clemens shuts the Cubs down on just 4 hits and then walks off smiling as the Cubs fans leave the Shrine crying and sobbing uncontrollably. If I were a gun salesman, I would have a tent outside and just reap in the profits. The less Cubs fans, the better the Earth is.

Chi, I am a White Sox fan. My dad, mom, 2 sisters, brother, wife, and wife's family are Cubs fans - yes, I'm the "black sheep." I've had enough of listening to them chirp. Maybe I'm just so restless and sick of listening to North Side bulls*** that I would take ANY big news as a relief to this barrage of "Cubs brooding." Why did I marry a Cubs fan? Because my love for her was greater than my hatred for her favorite baseball team. However, after listening to her crap for the last 6 months .........

Yes, but she has something to bring to the negotiating table that Yasny could never have unless he was born a girl.

I know, Yas, but I want something to happen NOW. Maybe I'm too much like a kid on Christmas Eve or whatever, but I just had a feeling that something great was going to happen this weekend. As a matter of fact, if the hotels in New Orleans weren't completely filled, I was going to fly down there. Instead, I'll just fly down there next month and enjoy the Bayou.