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This fucking guy

I have seen only one happy hitter so far for the duration of this game.

40+ pitches through 2… there’s good reason for you to be pissed Mikey.

My only thought when seeing the lineup was wanting Engle in the 8 spot.

And of course… ducking Feury is up.

Yaz is really that slow now huh? ?

Show it to us Eloy.

There we go Kopech

Control just isn’t there yet.

Umps a tight ass.

Right size wrong shape.

I’m starting to get a little worried about us making a Soto trade. We know KW must have a major hard on right now… We know Rizzo has a good working relationship with our FO… Kopech / Eloy / Crochet / Montgomery / Sosa I could stomach that but not much more.

Fuck this start time.

Oh…. They would want him. ?

Yahoo ?

Guys… the lineup looks good. Apart from Leury starting at second but he’s batting 8th… not 3rd.

What’s Katy Perry’s Booty Hole have to say about it… Wet Butt 23 chime in yet?

You don’t trade 6.5 years of Luis Robert plus plus plus… for 2.5 years of Soto. Period.

Thank God you aren’t in the drivers seat. ?

“At least” makes it seem like there could be a better outcome ?

I think we’ve seen some encouraging signs: - Before Giolito shit himself last outing ( which had a lot of soft contact ) he had a good 3 or 4 game run looking like he was back. - Lynn looked great last outing. - Cease is being Cease. - Cueto isn’t showing signs of slowing down. - Eloy is dropping bombs. - Grandal is back providing some balance to the lineup. There is a way to look at the past couple weeks and see them potentially turning a corner… finally.

Or they could start winning.

Vomit ?

Vaughn, Montgomery, Colas, Vera > 2 years of Soto

I hope to laugh at you one day… however, until they prove themselves this is as likely a reality as any.