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I hope Jomboy does a breakdown of that one ?‍♂️

Amateurs.

Amateurs.

@Kalapse ?????????

Helps when you start with a handicap.

Winning fugly.

Horseshit.

Saw that coming off the bat.

Fixed.

Harrison rocks.

This goes against many points of my “get better plan” - not accepted ??

Step 1: Play Better Step 2: Get Healthy Step 3: Stay Healthy Step 4: Clone an actual manager and fuse his dna with TLR so he looks like the old fart and can replace the quack in our dugout Step 5: Have Lynn be Lynn ( See steps 2 and 3 ) Step 6: Hit the fucking ball ( see step 1 ) Step 7: Play Better Step 8: Play Better Step 9: Play Better Step 10: Play Better

It was a long long time ago when I tried giving Eloy the nickname of “Glass House” but I never expected this. So sad.

No but I doubt the team keeps struggling offensively this bad all year.z

Ask me two weeks after Lynn comes back.

In one way I’m happy. In another way I’m disappointed and that is this… I had seriously been considering making my career out of putting my net worth against Dallas starts for the rest of the year.

So sad.

Well… it’s gotta turn around sometime… right?

Wake me up when Dallas is shit canned so I can celebrate.

Did Dallas get the heave-Ho yet?

Well those headline were already written before the game even started.

19 hits… I see nothing wrong here.

The Red Sox vs Andrew Vaughn doesn’t work too well.

I’ll still give it until two weeks after Lynn is back but I’ve been watching about 3 innings on average for a couple of weeks.

My patience with this team is wearing thin… finally. ?