hi8is

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jun 30, 2016 -> 12:06 PM) I tried to wake you up Yea.... Soxtalk pm's are no match for melatonin. Especially since they don't trigger any audio in a phone. Thanks thou We win. All is right in the world.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jun 30, 2016 -> 11:41 AM) Oh look who decided to stroll in After moving for two weeks and having my son all to myself without any help - I decided to take a melatonin last night to get some good rest. Boy, does that s*** work. Wow. Thanks for picking up the ball gang.

Blessings

That's gotta be a record

QUOTE (ptatc @ Jun 29, 2016 -> 12:10 PM) I thought he just hated the White sox organization and wants sweeping changes.....Huh, who knew. Ill be billing him $1,250.00 for that.

QUOTE (napa_soxfan @ Jun 29, 2016 -> 10:51 AM) Bravo!! Thanks for laughs. Hate to admit I am kind of hoping for Shields to get tore up again. I cant quite explain why... Vicarious suffering in order to subconsciously acknowledge suppressed disassociated trauma.... That's my guess at least.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jun 29, 2016 -> 03:48 AM) Juxtaposited or juxtaposed? At least you get points for attempted humor and creativity... iPhones aren't conductive for error free late night spelling.

For the first time in 12 years, here's a hi8is started game thread. I can't sleep, clowns will eat me. In the White corner... Hailing from Newhall California, a battered and bruised ill advised trade acquisition seeking a redemptive start to begin undoing heaps of chunk filled vomit that has been flung all about the baseball world at historic levels. Supporting his quest, a putrid offensive attack who's main contribution as of late has come from a rookie with like 28 games of AAA experience. If this band of brothers hits 7 home runs in a single game - have no fear, they still may lose. In the Twinkie corner... Coming from Who the f*** Knows and Who the f*** Cares is Ricky "the b**** boy" Nolasco. Last minute scouting reports break astounding news that this right handed hack job hasn't been able to find his dental retainer for the past 4 days and is now PISSED OFF. His ERA+ and WHIP add up to the amount of women I've slept with if you move a decimal point over a couple spaces to the right. As such, logic blaintently tells us he is likely to throw a 2 hit complete game shutout against the Sox. Leading the little toothed fish stick attack is someone not named Joe. hi8is take away point: bet the house on a called strike in the 3rd inning on Shield's 97th pitch of the night. It will be a ball, low and away - however the umpire will be too busy smelling his hand after checking himself for skid marks and will as such - make a bad call. In all seriousness, I hope this is the start of a 11 game winning streak so I'll have 10 more chances to top this entirely retarded stroke of juxtaposited genius. Gold I tell you... Gold.

QUOTE (SCCWS @ Jun 26, 2016 -> 03:26 PM) Another great job by the ACE of our staff. Nice time for Twins to come to town. We need the rest of the rotation to dominate the Twins while St L. wipes out the Royals. We need to get back to at least 2nd place by the break. Indians are disappearing over the horizon. KC also closes out the first half against Seattle.... If we can sweep Atlanta - we're making up ground no matter what in one race. With Cleveland, it's going to come down to the 10 remaining games we have against them. We've got to beat the pants off them ( for once ) if we are to win this thing. Balls still in our court - please stop s***ting the bed White Sox.

QUOTE (The Ginger Kid @ Jun 26, 2016 -> 01:48 PM) seems like they hit bottom and are starting to get back on track. Nice to see the fight. Gotta see how they preform against the central next time thru.

Our bullpen just plain sucks donkey balls.

Doh.

The James Sheilds animated gif is in its way out the door... And if Shields keeps this up, we know who to blame now.

I will not post it today. There James... The way is paved. If you s*** the bed... It's coming out again... Mofo.

QUOTE (CB2.0 @ Jun 22, 2016 -> 07:57 PM) lol. Are you going to give me another talking to? I got your message. It actually made me laugh out loud... Literally.

QUOTE (southside hitman @ Jun 22, 2016 -> 12:37 PM) Ranaudo 5 IP, 1 ER, 5 H, 3 K, 2 BB. ERA in AAA down to 2.22. Sands has two HR's. Gotta imagine that if Shields s***s the bed again tomorrow that Ranaudo gets a start next week.

QUOTE (beautox @ Jun 22, 2016 -> 11:52 AM) Just do it after the WS when Groome becomes available. Moncada, Benintendi, Espinoza, Groome, Swihart Give me Devers too, mofos.

QUOTE (TitoMB @ Jun 22, 2016 -> 10:47 AM) https://www.boston.com/sports/boston-red-so...is-sale-red-sox Apparently this guy wants us to trade Chris Sale for a bunch of prospects from the Boston Bruins. You're fired.

What are these, winner threads?

Is there a baseball game on?

QUOTE (TheTruth05 @ Jun 20, 2016 -> 07:46 PM) Hang around,get a f***** bat and go for it.no more half measures Sweep Boston and then I'll consider getting on this train again. That includes Shields throwing a good game. Anything else and I'm firmly fixed in the "sell everyone" crowd looking to blow it up and build for 2018/2019.

What are these "winner" threads?

QUOTE (beautox @ Jun 19, 2016 -> 10:19 PM) Honestly Q is super valuable but to land Moncada++ its going to take something like Sale + Jones. That should get you the majority of their upper level prospects and a "throw in" or two. I could see a package like this Trade Chris Sale & Jones to the Red Sox for C Blake Swihart, 2B Yoan Moncada, OF Andrew Benintendi, RHP Anderson Espinoza, LHP Kyle Martin & 3B Pablo Sandoval with Boston picking up 48.5 of his remaining 57 mil including his buy out. If the sox are going to have a fire sale there going to need someone to play 1B and maybe they can get Sandoval to re-establish some of his value, they'd be responsible for 8.5 over 2 years, with the option to exercise the club 17m option if he turns it around. He needs to roughly be worth 1WAR over the course of 2 seasons. If Sales being traded I want Giolito and Turner from Washington as a starting point. If we're talking Boston, I want their top three in Moncada, Devers, and Benintendi -- plus two more lower level SP prospects. Sales trade value and his contract should bring an unprecedented return.

Yup. Now we know.

QUOTE (WhiteSoxfan1986 @ Jun 19, 2016 -> 03:24 PM) Trading Sale would be a franchise changing move. The Dodgers and Red Sox have stacked systems and could use the pitching. And Nationals.