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So far it looks like the Giants have never seen a fastball before

I hate playing Houston. You can’t give them any room. A split is great. Could have swept. Sox in every game. Staring pitching great. Bullpen with an ERA near infinity.

Lopez doesn’t have it tonight man

This is what the Astros do. Put constant pressure on pitchers. You'd think the idiots on the Sox would notice this and stop swinging at everything, but it's gonna take losing about 40 more times to Houston for that to finally sink in.

Let him walk you Andrus good lord

7 walks tonight.

Sure he does! He spends TONS of money there!

Take Diekman out please

Hang one of those sliders please

Vaughn coulda done that

Why couldn't this be a nice easy game...

I like doubles

I like this "hit lots of doubles" Eloy

Luis just looks way off

Missing Liam already. Come on Reylo!

I can’t take 162 like this. Woof. Let’s get some laughers this year

Glad no one was on for that. Yeesh.

Making Bregman looking bad all game is something

Ok that’s more like Pressly

I can’t remember ever seeing Pressly look like this

Oh man I thought Colas got that one

BAT FUCKIN’ DROP

Yoan pushing way too hard man

0 runs on 8 hits is criminal

For those wondering, the answer to “how will Bummer give up a run?” The answer is “wild pitch”