Everything posted by jenksycat
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UNVERIFIED: Eloy Jimenez Expected to Miss At Least 6 Weeks
Should never sniff an outfield again. He makes Viciedo look like Griffey.
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Ervin Santana has been DFA
Maybe if they had just pitched of "Manny" & "Machado" as 2 different guys each making $17.5m/yr old moneybags Jerry would have signed off in a heartbeat.
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The Anderson Saga (continued from game thread)
It's all so incredibly stupid that I can't believe MLB hasn't fixed in the last decade. It's not 1950. Let guys celebrate and have some fun. If you hate bat flips, don't throw meatballs. Also, NEVER celebrate a big strikeout as a pitcher because it's the exact same thing. 30 day suspension for leaving the bench for a 'brawl' 30 day suspension for intentionally hitting a batter Done
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4/17 1:10 pm - White Sox v. Royals (Giolito v. Keller)
Baseball is truly the stupidest sport sometimes. Celebrate big strike out? All good Celebrate a big homerun? You are a disgrace to the game and will have a ball thrown at you. Get angry at said ball being thrown at you? Take a seat
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The Rick Hahn Dynasty
Jerry Reinsdorf has been in charge of this team since 1981. 37+ years. They have 5 post season appearances in those 37 years. That sucks
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The Rick Hahn Dynasty
We have a Jerry Reinsdorf problem plain and simple. Starts with him employing competent people and not keeping idiots around for decades because he's "loyal" ++ being able to occasionally write a large check for quality talent. They don't have "250m to spend on parts we need" when they A) Can't identify what a quality part even is B) There are not enough quality parts available. They need ALL of these prospects to hit + lock more up with long term deals as after this batch its going to be a much darker period because they don't have a Sale/Q/Eaton dump to reload with.
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The Rick Hahn Dynasty
Because they have a proven track record of a couple decades that they don't have a clue how to draft or develop prospects + add in that they are still hamstrung by a cheapass billionaire owner = they need every single one of these players to pan out to have any real chance at more than 1-2 playoff appearances because there will not be another wave of talent behind them. Also - Manny wasn't signed over 5 million f'ing dollars a year ultimately. Meanwhile: Nova, Santana, Alonso, Jay are on this roster costing 3-4x that amount and over the next decade there will ALWAYS be guys like that wasting space and money on the roster
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Eloy officially got paid
Nice, a piece to trade after 5 more losing years when he's a superstar on a cheap contract
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Eloy officially got paid
If this is real (which I don't believe it is) it is 100000% a "see we spent money!!!" move. Nothing more
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Eloy officially got paid
Feels like a quick "shit ALL our fans hate us cause we're cheap & shitty at our jobs so lets try and drum up some excitement for this season"
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Eloy officially got paid
Seems extremely high for what would be arb + 1 extra year even if he is a superstar?
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Dunning to Meet with Dr. Andrews
Good thing we got such a low payroll so we can withstand hits like these and fill holes over the next 5 years
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What Kind of Rebuild is This?
2006 would have been a wild card most years too just caught a super hot division. If they don't make at least the wild card 2-3 times over the next decade in this shit division they should just be relegated to a minor league team.
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What Kind of Rebuild is This?
Precisely why I can't muster any excitement for this team under its current owner/FO. All of the potential "star" assets the Sox currently have were acquired trading MULTIPLE HoF/insane contract players that are nearly impossible to have happen again like it did Best case over the next 10 years: Sox make the playoffs 2-3 times and maybe catch lightning in a bottle once for a real run. So invested in this shit franchise for so long and now I couldn't give less of a shit. FU Jerry
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Sox Therapy Thread-Enter at your own risk
Pretty sure I'd be on board for Miggy's aged 26 - 36 seasons. You know, the ones where he was an absolute monster for 6 straight years, multiple MVPs, triple crowns. That stuff's pretty neat. "Well, well, these guys are going to suck in the 2027 season!!!!'" is the stupidest possible argument and gives to much credit to this garbage front office and ownership. I could give less of a shit about the 2028 payroll if you have a HoF player in his prime to combine with your (hopeful) young talented core. Not to mention 25m in 2028 isn't going to be the same as in 2019. This franchise as currently constructed has a ~5-6 year window to win and they needed to maximize the chance at that by spending money. They have proven over multiple decades that they cannot draft, scout, or develop players. The likelihood of having a solid farm system & young core ever again after this batch runs out is about 0% when you don't have HoF/amazing contract players to trade for other team's assets. FU forever Reinsdorf you cheap bastard.
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Harper to Phillies 13yr/330 mil
Seems fairly straight forward: no contracts longer than 8 years and no money more than 250m, and if you do want to offer both of those the player better weep in gratitude for being so generous to him. Hard caps from moneybags JR
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KW: "It's a shame" the Sox are being portrayed as cheap
"WE'RE NOT CHEAP" says pres/GM of team that will have the 5th or lower payroll for the next 10 years.
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2019 fan engagement poll
Jerry will never get another cent from me.
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Hahn on Manny Loss...
I said months ago the only way this whole offseason would end up embarrassing is if the Sox weren't the clear and way top bidder. They were not. This franchise is an absolute dumpster fire and will never get a cent from me until its under new ownership. They can't draft, they can't scout, they can't develop, they can't spend. They will never put a good product on the field outside of the occasional flash in the pan season every few decades. I hate that Jerry's "legacy" will be that of a winner. That cheap bastard has done nothing other than fall ass backwards into MJ when he should go down as the worst owner in the history of pro sports when you consider market + control over 2 teams.
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Why you should not want Reinsdorf to sell the SOX
lol
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Harper to Phillies 13yr/330 mil
I, for one, am super happy this Sox team is going to 5-10m in financial flexibility in 2028 (when that money will look like 1-3m in current day spending). Really smart move by this A+ franchise. F' Jerry forever.
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Open Letter To Rick Hahn
Portland passing on Jordan and a miracle run by a starting rotation prevents JR from being the worst owner in the history of sports?
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Machado signs with Padres 10/300
Yep thats the problem here for me. At the end of the day we now know without a doubt that this franchise is a joke and the only chance they EVER have/had to succeed it just by luckily catching lightning in a bottle every now and then. Can't draft, can't scout, can't develop, can't sign anyone. There is no chance for sustained success under this ownership/FO
- Updated with $/WAR: Every Hahn MLB Free Agent Signing since 2012/2013