Paulie4Pres

And Kimbrel and Kelly were dogshit.

IT IS THEIR HITTING PHILOSOPHY. Their launch angles are shit, so balls that would be home runs, aren't. You really think an entire team losing all of their power within a couple seasons is a coincidence?? Also, lol@"Fixing launch angles while maintaining an MLB swing isn't easy." Plenty of organizations do that, all the time.

Sometimes??

We're assuming a bullpen acquisition the White Sox made is going to be usable, and not total fucking garbage like every single one before him? Weird.

When you replace one clueless asshole with another, you shouldn't expect change.

Imagine thinking in an era where there's so much focus on launch angle, exit velocity, hard hit balls, etc., where you have phenomenal video on swings from every angle imaginable, that hitting coaches aren't a HUGE part of the organizational development.... Jesus Christ. As has been pointed out, several teams have MULTIPLE hitting coaches. The White Sox, PER USUAL, are way behind the times. Menenchino is an absolute fucking joke, with a track record of TERRIBLE hitting teams. And here we are.

Fucking manager falling asleep in the dugout and people wonder why this team is lifeless.

This is one of the most putrid offenses I've ever watched. Nine fucking singles. How does Menenchino still have a job? Only with this organization... HIT HOME RUNS YOU USELESS ASSHOLES!

I just don't understand.

"Resting for the playoffs"

Great signing. Fuck this team.

They at least hit home runs. This team? Not so much.

This might be one of the worst station to station teams ever for the White Sox. And they've had some terrible ones.

Man, Yaz looks like a guy with prosthetic legs running the bases.... Laboring so much.

Four out of the first five at bats...

The Sox should just keep hitting ground balls. That's a great approach in Coors.

The problem with not hitting home runs and focusing on getting hits, is you need guys who can run to make the most of that approach. This team is fucking slow. None of what they are doing makes any sense.

Avoided disaster this series. Have to start playing better than .500 ball. Some URGENCY would be great.

Of course.

What?

A White Sox player tweaks something every single game. So probably.

Sure hope that six run lead is enough for this shit bullpen. It's a travesty how bad it's been with how much money and focus they put on it.

Is Zavala drunk? Between his at bats, and his inability to catch a fucking baseball, it sure looks like it.

Playing .500 ball isn't going to cut it. Sox need to start putting up some 7-3 stretches here.